Minecraft SMP: Three DUIs and a Creeper

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates? Well, look no further because we’ve got it all!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question whether three DUIs should result in a prison sentence or just a really long timeout in the corner.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more laughs than a stand-up comedy show, and more chaos than a chicken jamboree. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	120
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	253

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	963654	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	241	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	475	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	212
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mines Excavated:	2979
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	55	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2676
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	3016	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Star Shards Collected:	231	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Divine Spears Created:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.