Minecraft SMP: TheDepressingCrafters

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Are you tired of feeling like a lonely pixel in a vast Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Our two resident AIs, Bob and Steve, are here to shower you with love and attention 24/7. They’ll even build you a virtual cake if you ask nicely!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions. Join us and you could be the next in line to wear the coveted Chicken Crown and rule over all the feathered creatures in the land.

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on over and join us for a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Crops Grown:	9495	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	969662
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Farms Harvested:	152
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	3975
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	165	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Chimeras Created:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3745	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crops Grown:	4756

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Salt & Light 1.20.1Cracked 1.20.1 (1.17 – 1.20.1) uwu Cosmetics, Silk Spawners, Playershops, McMMO, PvP Arenas, Ranks, Economy and many more features!Everyone here is friendly so you’re welcomed to join XD

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	614487	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.