Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6846
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	120	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Potions Brewed:	60
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	354584	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	229742
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Crops Grown:	8865	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2666	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Falling into the Void:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Farms Harvested:	323
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	207

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crops Grown:	4540
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Emeralds Found:	5845	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.