Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Enchantments Applied:	188
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	2868
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	246	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	874224	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Emeralds Found:	4137	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Alien Abductions:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	317	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Items Found:	7565
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.