Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Villages Defended:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2224	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Farms Harvested:	524
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Villages Defended:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Animals Bred:	174	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Magic Items Found:	6733
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	7	New Chunks Explored:	50749
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Farms Harvested:	339
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mines Excavated:	1814
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	190	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	5163	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mines Excavated:	3221
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.