Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Star Shards Collected:	90
Dragon Eggs Found:	6916	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Towns Built:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dimension Hops:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchantments Applied:	157	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Crops Grown:	7390	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2436	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Animals Bred:	143
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchantments Applied:	127	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Mines Excavated:	1595	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	2819	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Enchantments Applied:	177
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.