Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	9248
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	214
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2930
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Buildings Constructed:	38	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	781644	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	8718
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	583251
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Farms Harvested:	306	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Towns Built:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.