Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Villages Defended:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magic Items Found:	8269

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Love Letters Sent:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Items Found:	4131
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Magic Items Found:	7236	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Farms Harvested:	750	New Chunks Explored:	852971
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	57	Void Gems Collected:	34

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ores Mined:	8478

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	542894
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9450

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!