Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	7852

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Animals Bred:	90
Towns Built:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	104	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Star Shards Collected:	177
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.