Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8568	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Animals Bred:	150	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	140	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Farms Harvested:	200
Villages Defended:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9344	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Dragon Eggs Found:	4525	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	598729	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Ores Mined:	3410	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	5828
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.