Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	16562
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Meteorites Collected:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	261
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3786	Crops Grown:	5511

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Star Shards Collected:	104	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2885	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Star Shards Collected:	175	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	992600	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Animals Bred:	83
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.