Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3891
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Star Shards Collected:	118	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8853	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Towns Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2528	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	140
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Void Armor Forged:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Items Found:	5358	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ores Mined:	8977
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Potions Brewed:	45
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Emeralds Found:	9590

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	372319	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Potions Brewed:	105	Dragon Eggs Found:	1632
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.