Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Animals Bred:	59

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	825	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9077	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	626	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magic Items Found:	2000	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Animals Bred:	190
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Emeralds Found:	3073
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	118	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.