Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	194	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Divine Spears Created:	28	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mines Excavated:	3134

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	4377	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	600

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	488	Void Gems Collected:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7061	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Animals Bred:	120	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.