Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	309

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Hisparquia

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Ghoulcraft

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchantments Applied:	278
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Casual MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Supported Versions: 1.13 – 1.20.2

Casual MC is a Survival server (SMP) with custom items sold by an NPC named Shady Guy, extra build height (1024 blocks), custom end dimension, custom world generation, new dimensions and more! if you want to join our discord please do so at: https://discord.gg/FEAjRsgQMe

IP: play.casualmc.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ZenithSMP – Cracked Java & Bedrock

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

ZenithSMP is a survival multiplayer server.

– Custom Enchants – Land Claiming – Player Warps – Companions – Jobs – Upgradeable Spawners – Resource Galaxy

Be a lone wolf, team up with your friends or even make new friends and start an alliance! There’s always something to do on Zenith.

Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FunDaily

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Star Shards Collected:	300	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TTVSMP Community Server

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MugroKraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

MUGROKRAFT SERVER JAVA Y BEDROCK // MULTIPLATAFORMA // CROSSPLAY

(+) Version: 1.20.1 (+) IP: 129.151.113.190:25565 (+) Survival World (+) Jobs, Lore, Clans, Warps, Marriage, Pets, Ranks, Protections, Events, Rewards, Missions, Economy, Skins, ArenaPVP, Shops and much more. (+) Para No Premium y Premium (+) His Law (+) Discord: https://discord.gg/6xWjpuUp2g

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Mines Excavated:	3062	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MC Chill and Play

Survival

MC Chill and Play is a Survival based community server. Hosted on a 1.16.4 server. A group of us has tried to start up a public server to give what we never found in minecraft server experiences so Come have fun, explore, make new friends and most of all just chill and play!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3522

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BuildTheEarth

Creative, Earth, Vanilla

Server-IP: BuildTheEarth.net Version: 1.8 – 1.19

BuildThEarth.net is a server network from the BuildTheEarth project. Our mission is to fully recreate the entire Earth in Minecraft at a 1:1 scale. One block in Minecraft equates to roughly one meter in the real world, meaning that this project will fully recreate the size of our planet.

Anyone is able to join us and contribute to the largest and most expansive build project to ever have been attempted in Minecraft. Every language, nationality, and regional difference is accepted and regarded as our greatest attribute as we continue our journey to unite all of Humanity’s greatest achievements into a single Minecraft world.

Our Minecraft Server BuildTheEarth.net allows players to help building with the simplest building system out there. You can also join the BuildTheEarth Build Teams and join their servers from this network.

If you want to learn more about this project, join our discord server. You don’t need to use any mods, just join with minecraft java vanilla 1.18 – 1.16

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Frostwire Gaming Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Have you been looking for a new server? Well im sure this is the place for you! Many people call this server home due to the friendly environment put in place. A caring and compassionate owner is here 12-15 hours a day, and allways ready to help. Much of the community are friends with each-other on discord, this server creates bonds! We do not tolerate harrassement/abuse/or bigotry towards other members, rest assured that you will be taken care of as a member of this server. Features alot of our members like include(McMMO, Custom Food(We have Mcdonalds :D), Player ran shops, Ranks, and Land claims) Some more information about the custom food includes the fact that we can add anything you want, yes you heard that right, if you want certain foods added, we will add them with your input. We also have unique features due to the fact that the owner and others code things specifically for this server, so that means these features will be amazing, and allways working! We really hope you will come join us and be part of an awesome community!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Avalion

Creative, Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

It’s been the same map for 8 years. We never delete a map. What you build stays. Skyblock, Survival, Hardcore, Towni (temporarily paused), Creative. There are good people and helpful staff on the server, feel free to come and play :). Our brand new skyblock server called Ikarosz is open, come and have a look around!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	498	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Athios

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Unique gamemode SEARCH AND DESTROY 2 Teams! 1.8 PVP Loads of kits to choose! Unique maps! Achievements, cosmetics, and more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Revision MC Economy SmP Ft. Hardcore

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

Welcome All CrossPlay 1.20.1 Survival Players! Over 30 Plugins | Custom Enchants | Resource Server We have a community of about 820 people from apps/online who live and play in harmony. We play survival only, keep inventory on, and we are looking for you! The new player! MultiServer Supoort! Brand new resource server with same inventory system. Bring items from new world into old world. More Sub Servers coming in the future. /warp Hub Featured Plugins: ExtraEnchants (over 400!) | MCMMO ~ Custom Skills + Levels MythicMobs (/warp BattleTower) MoreMobHeads BetterBeacons Economy Systems | Leveled Mobs | Pets! (/pets) VeinMiner (/veinminer mode sneak) | Leads On Villagers Claims | +20 More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Void Gems Collected:	31
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SuperCraft-MC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

SuperCraft-MC Now with !!!CREATIVE!!! SuperCraft-MC is a new server that would love to grow with its community. We are dedicated to guiding you through your Minecraft needs. We are continuously working on making this server better. Come check us out and see what you have to add to the community!

Minigames, Economy, SkyBlock, Ranks, Crates, Survival, MCmmo, & so much more!

If you have any questions or bug reports please let me know on our Discord.

Discord: discord.gg/SpJtFZe

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

mc.daf4ever.com

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

100 Players server on big 20kx20k map

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	116

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.