Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Terra Nova

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Draw Forth and Join the Ranks of Terra Nova, A Vanilla Survival Server! (18+) Our 1.20.1 server is once again recruiting players from all corners of the earth to join our amazing community. We are an 18+ only community, and cater to those ages.

We are a purely community server. We are catered to your enjoyment and do not sell roles, ranks or benefits on the server. We are a free to play community that aims at bringing creative players together and foster a community that lasts.

To join, simple press on our discord server invite link!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

OakMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

We are an up and coming Minigames Network, releasing on the 7th October! We have Skyblock, BlockWars, our own custom Minigame and Survival with some of our own custom structures and mobs!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6938	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ChillZone SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

ChillZone SMP is a new whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server where community is highly valued, and players have a say in server decisions. The server has been around for 4 years and features a user-friendly land-claiming plugin, various vanilla tweaks, Discord linking, Dynmap, player shops, and a diamond-based player-controlled economy. The staff members are all friendly, experienced, and fair, and the server rules are relaxed, prohibiting things like exploiting, griefing, stealing, and abuse. Join the excitement today by filling out a quick application form on the ChillZone Discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/chills

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Zentrium

PvE, PvP, Survival

Zentrium is a survival server with nations and towns, advanced fishing, Coliseum where people kill each other, purchaseable player shops at spawn, Fishing competitions, Revive friends, Protect your items, Trade with others, propose to others, pose to others, join now.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

McBloof SMP Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to McBloof, your gateway to an unparalleled Minecraft experience that combines the best of survival gameplay with a thriving economy and a welcoming, tight-knit community. Step into a sprawling, breathtaking world where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination. In McBloof, survival is just the beginning; it’s a canvas upon which you can paint your adventures, friendships, and accomplishments. (ty AI)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
New Chunks Explored:	792675	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3692
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

OG-Network

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

OG Network is a Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and challenging game mode: Lifesteal SMP. In this mode, you can steal health from other players by killing them, but you can also lose health if you are killed. This adds a new layer of strategy and excitement to the survival experience. You will need to team up with your friends, as you can’t fight alone in this ruthless world. OG Network also features custom biomes, daily-spawning bosses, and unique gear sets to collect. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in Lifesteal SMP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7331
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BarcelTowny MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to BarcelTowny Mc. BarcelTowny is a community based server on which towns, survival, and PVE is the basis of the experience. You can join a town, start a town or live in the Wilderness. We have special dungeons, along with a lot of unique structures. We are a very new server and we strive to run a family, peaceful, and fun server. Come and join our community today! This modpack started years ago. Tekkit classic, about 2012. Throughout the years, there have been a few other public servers. This is the first one that has come this far. A lot of thought has come into this. Hopefully, this server stays for the long haul. 1.7.10, is a good Modding version. There are items and mobs that did come later that are in this modpack. This modpack is called Machines and Magic Lite, but it was called Machines and Magic Futuristics first.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9981
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SagaMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Join us in the heart of the jungle, where the survival experience meets unparalleled customization and a thriving player-driven economy. Cast your vote and be part of our ever-growing community!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Sanctum Network

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

400 Sci-Fi Mods in 1.20.1 Play as a dragon Build Factories Make your Meka-Suit Become the strongest Mage with your custom abilities

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WaveyMC Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a 1.20.1 Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with many cool features to keep our players having a great time. This includes features such as: Quests, a Level System, Factories, Deliveries, Random Teleport (RTP), Coins and much more!

As a server we aim to provide a welcoming yet exciting experience with our Minecraft game server. At WaveyMC we have taken the time to develop an experience that will truly keep the blockcrafters crafting blocks!

DISCORD: https://discord.waveymc.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ThunderMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

ThunderMC [BoxPvP]

Season 1 is out now!!! Mine your way to better gear Packed with tons of PvP Play Now! Why Not? The IP is: play.thundermc.net We are waiting for you! Good luck and Have fun! Also, make sure to join our discord https://discord.gg/thundermc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Villages Defended:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchantments Applied:	113	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hylex

Bedwars, Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars

We are a Brazilian minigame server in Minecraft Java Edition with more than 10 thousand daily players, made up of thousands of people who are fanatical about the game and totally addicted to BedWars, SkyWars, The Bridge, Build Battle, Duels, RankUP and other various minigames.

What are you waiting for? Get in there, let’s play!

Access Hylex via the IP hylex.gg or original.hylex.gg, available for the original and alternative versions of the game.

Discord: https://discord.gg/hylex Website: https://hylex.gg/

Hylex is a Brazilian server of minigames in Minecraft Java Edition with over 10,000 daily players. Its community is made up of thousands of Minecraft fanatics who are totally addicted to minigames like BedWars, SkyWars, The Bridge, Build Battle, Duels, RankUP and others.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ResGamingInc Mystical Block Server

Skyblock, Survival

Enjoy ya selves and Be Nice simple as that please join our discord and help us grow into a bigger community with others and various games to share Using Mystical Block 2.7.3 https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/mystical-block forge-36.2.34

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9499	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1494	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Nova Gilded Aegis

Cross-Play, Survival

Here at Nova Gilded Aegis, We are a community oriented server! We believe that without the players we wouldn’t be here so we focus on listening to what our players want! We have a variety of plugins, there is always something for everyone, whether is be jobs, PvP (which is toggle-able of course!), Or clans. We have something for all. With staff ready to lend a helping hand, we look forward to seeing you around!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ThreadsMine – Grief and Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Vanilla

Do you want to test your survival skills and plunge into a world full of dangers? Welcome to the ThreadsMine server – a place where exciting adventures and adrenaline-pumping battles await. Here you can express yourself in a real griefer atmosphere! The ability to destroy, loot and spy – choose your path and create chaos around you!

On the ThreadsMine server, a world of full PVP awaits you, where every step could be your last. Powerful PvP battles with other players, capturing bases and battles for resources will become your daily reality.

Our server offers unique plugins and modifications that will allow you to unleash your griefing potential. Create secret bases, build traps, use secret passages and plot betrayals. Your imagination will not be limited!

Join the ThreadsMine server and become a real griefer! But be prepared for a brutal struggle for survival and seizure of territory. Only the strongest and most cunning survive here.

Don’t hesitate, come and become a part of our lawless world! This place is only for real griefers, and there is no place for weaklings!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!