Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MysticalSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

MysticalSkies is a new and upcoming Network! MysticalSkies ultimate goal is to create and revolutionize the server industry. We want to create an interactive environment for players of all ages and skill levels, whether you’re new to the game or consider yourself a pro, we will have fun and interactive challenges for all.

We strive to provide an environment where players of all budgets can benefit and succeed as well, whether you have $0 or $1000, you have a chance to compete completely in every challenge and leaderboard.

We currently offer Survival! We will be offering many more servers in the future so stay tuned and come join us for more news and updates! In our discord we give updates, information, giveaways, sneakpeeks and more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Mines Excavated:	2628
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

survival craft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Vanilla

this is a new vanilla semi-anarchy server co founded by me and a friend. we started the server with the intention of making a place with no rules deep roots and rich history. we started on 12/21/23 and will continue to develop and build the server from the ground up hopefully forever. we want to encourage new players and build a community that possibly goes outside of anarchy standards. we want this as big as possible. stick around! Ip address : 15.235.118.75:2302. Domain Survivalcraftanarchy.com difficulty:hard Bedrock port:19132 World boarder: vanilla Mods: none Anti cheat: active Version 1.20.2 Server started on 12/21/23 rules: semi-anarchy so minimal rules. we do not ban for hacks or banter. blatant attempts to slow the server ticks will get you banned temporarily. don’t test me , keep the server playable. other then that keep discord clean as possible unless it’s an appropriate channel. have fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

StageGaming – NetWork

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

StageGaming is a community focused on the world of video games, where you can find everything from game news, offers, videos, direct and even game servers. You will be able to interact and play with other users through chats or game servers. You will also have the opportunity to play with community content creators and participate in community giveaways with them.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minezilla

LifeSteal, PvP

A wild is appeared in the jungel can you be the one of the wild in the jungel of minezilla Features ▪Lifesteal ▪ crates ▪ cosmetics ▪pvp ▪ kits

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

urEarth

Earth, Factions, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re looking to onload new and dedicated players in anticipation for our launch within the coming days, here’s what we’ve got to offer;

– A friendly and dedicated community of members, including staff. 24/7 Support. – Fun and monitored wars to ensure an enjoyable experience. – A variety of plugins that enhance your experience – Vehicles, with no resource-pack required for use. (Drills, Tanks, Helicopters & more) – Fully functioning economy (Auction-house, Market and Bank plugin) & so much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Buildings Constructed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JTF Adventure

Earth, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

JTF is a community of people who enjoy spending time gaming. Our Minecraft server is a great place to join us to spend leisure time in-game while also enjoying the chance to fight boss monsters and our hosted events!

If you’d like to join us, hop into our Discord and let’s get you set up. We’re looking to add numbers to our playerbase and community. In doing so, we will be looking for future staff members as well!

Our own JTF Adventure Modpack is on Curseforge ready for download and play!

Our main server is currently using ATM9

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Sapphire City

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Sapphire City, the ultimate Minecraft destination for adventurers of all ages! Embark on an unforgettable journey in our brand-new survival server, where fun, excitement, and a warm community await you at every turn.

At Sapphire City, we believe that everyone should have an equal chance to thrive and enjoy the game. That’s why we pride ourselves on being a non-pay-to-win server, focusing solely on enhancing the player experience and delivering top-notch gameplay. We’ve carefully handpicked a collection of cool and unique quality-of-life plugins and game modes to make your time with us truly exceptional.

Step into our thriving virtual metropolis and discover a wealth of incredible features designed to captivate your imagination. Engage in thrilling adventures and build your dream home with the help of our robust economy system. Protect your creations with our user-friendly claiming plugins, ensuring that your hard work remains safe and sound.

But that’s not all! Unleash your inner warrior and master the arts of combat with the immersive MCMMO system, allowing you to level up your skills and become a true legend in the realm. Forge your path to success by taking on various Jobs, earning rewards and recognition for your dedication and expertise.

One of the most cherished aspects of Sapphire City is our commitment to creating a family-friendly environment. We welcome players of all ages, fostering a positive and inclusive community where everyone feels at home. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a curious newcomer, our friendly staff and dedicated players will be there to lend a helping hand and make your experience truly memorable.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us at Sapphire City, where adventure knows no bounds and friendships are forged. Start your epic journey today and become part of our ever-growing community. Together, we’ll create a Minecraft experience unlike any other.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Animals Bred:	136
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ZonaMinecraft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to ZonaMinecraft.net, we have many customized modalities to improve the gaming experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JoeCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

feel the taste of adventure on our Survival+RPG+clans or Bedwars or Skyblock or Plots+creative. Server making with passion.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Crops Grown:	9150	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

YourMC

Vanilla

Custom jobs, items, enchantments Friendly active community Vast world, endless exploration Recover items with custom death system Powerful kits for success Crate events, epic bounties Regular updates, new content Choose unique custom jobs Custom enchantments for gear Intuitive custom menus Brand new server at YourMC.org Dedicated staff for a smooth experience Start your Minecraft journey with us! Forge friendships, conquer challenges See you in-game on YourMC!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MulticulMP

Survival

Welcome to MulticulMP, where the adventure never ends! Immerse yourself in a vibrant Minecraft community with our feature-packed server:

Land Claim: Secure your territory and build without worries. PvP Arena: Battle it out in thrilling player-vs-player combat. Ranks: Climb the ranks and showcase your achievements. Crates: Discover exciting loot with our crate system. Pinata Party: Join in the fun with surprise-filled celebrations. Events: Engage in special events for extra excitement.

Paid Server: Enjoy premium gameplay in a lag-free environment.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Farms Harvested:	800
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Mustards SMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Towny

“Mustards SMP: Embarking on an Unforgettable Survival Journey”

Journey into the heart of Mustards SMP, a Minecraft Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that redefines the classic survival experience. In this meticulously crafted world, survival is more than just conquering monsters and gathering resources; it’s about thriving in a dynamic player-driven economy and unraveling unique treasures within custom crates.

**Immersive Survival Adventure:** Mustards SMP encapsulates the true essence of survival gameplay, urging players to gather resources, collaborate, and build as they navigate the vast and ever-evolving world.

**Custom Crates Extravaganza:** The server introduces an exciting twist with its custom crates system. Players can obtain keys through various in-game activities, unlocking special crates filled with rare items, custom enchantments, and unique resources, adding an extra layer of excitement to the survival experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Dimension Hops:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PinkMoon

PvP, Survival

PinkMoon Network 1.20.4 No Premium Crossplay Modalities: BoxPvP, Survival. voting web #1 Vote for us and get unique rewards

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8184
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MrCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Survival server!

Our server offers a unique survival experience with a host of features that are sure to keep you entertained and challenged. Here’s a look at what you can expect: Survival Mode: Fight against nature and mobs to survive and thrive in our Minecraft world. Ranks: Acquire cosmetics and extra things for your adventure. Jobs: Earn in-game currency by doing a variety of jobs. Protection Ores: Protect your buildings and possessions with our protection ores. Clans: Join a clan or create your own to work as a team and dominate the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us today for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CLC Network

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Discover CLC Network!

Venture into our Minecraft server with a unique twist: a futuristic city full of mysteries. Explore a vast world and build your legend in the world where the ruins of a city that once floated in the sky are located.

A healthy community, unique protections, intriguing lore, and themed events await you. Join the community, build your legacy and live the unique CLC Network experience!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	421	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.