Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	862718
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crops Grown:	1176
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PvPLand

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The PvP server Minecraft. Minecraft version 1.8-1.8.9

WARNING! This server is License.

IP: pvp.land

Give free rank on this server, vote: https://namemc.com/server/pvp.land

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Reality3 Farms [Non pay to win Survival Farming Server]

Afk Farms, Casualserver, Economy, Farming, free, Griefprevention, Jobsreborn, Marriagemaster, MCMMO, Pve Economy, Survival

Reality3 Farms

Welcome To Reality3 Farms!

Join using any Minecraft version!

Our Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565

This server is NOT A PAY TO WIN SERVER!

This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.

This server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules (have fun play fair, no bullying) and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.

If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you!

Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future,

We officially opened on September 2 2023

On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1

Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, I highly recommend you go do turorial!

If you are happy to be one of the first people in the Minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming land

We have a wonderful community and active owners who will respond to anything you need to ask in discord or in game!

This server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Since this is a brand new server we are also keen to take any suggestions you may have!

At level 4 and up you will have access to autosell chests, we also have an easy tab system so you can check your progress. Higher levels are geared towards promoting the use of auto farms as well as AFK farms are encouraged

We are transparent with our plugins, These include:

ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPrevention

JetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRV

OtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote

Jobs! PlayerVaults! PlayerWarps!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PhoenixSK

Factions, PvP

The new BIGGEST MINEHUT FACTION SERVER! This is phoenixsk, a high-quality faction server that is growing a big community very fast! We also have an active staff community so the experience can be even better! Please join for fun and more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Items Found:	7307
Dragon Eggs Found:	4486	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Emeralds Found:	1241	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Zephyreum

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Zephyreum is a brand new Survival Towny server with plenty of awesome features, and many planned updates in the works. We aim to bring you the best experience and gameplay on 1.14.4 Minecraft possible. Gathering a friendly community is our main goal, so what are you waiting for? Come play!

>>> (Disclaimer: We are currently in an Open Beta. New features are being added consistently, but the current state of the game does not reflect our final goals.)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Runes Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Your Second Home [No Donations!] [SMP!] [Proximity Voice Chat!]

bedrock, Bedrockedition, Chat, Dynmap, Friendly, Fun, java, Javabedrock, Javabedrockcrossplay, Javaedition, love, Proximity, Proximityvoicechat, smp, Survival, VOICE, Voicechat, Voicechatmod

This server is vanilla for the most part in playstyle. There are various quality of life things that are almost necessary to having a server with a healthy public SMP community.

We do not accept donations as we don’t need it and we don’t want anyone to be missing out on features because they cannot pay. There are some features that require you to join the discord, but if that is not a viable option we can make it work for you.

We have been on the same map since the server has started and everything that you see is built in survival.

Server Features: - Proximity Voice Chat powered by Simple Voice Chat - Custom teleporter type things - Gravestones when you die - Item based economy (think trading items instead of money) - Grief Protection - Decorative heads - Togglable PVP - Dynmap - Craftable Nametags - Shapeable armor stands

Dynmap: http://map.kirk55.comDiscord: https://discord.gg/35Z72e9

Server is friendly with a happy community 🙂 Feel free to stop by.

Rules: - Do not xray or cheat in any regard - No griefing or stealing people’s property, even if it is unclaimed - Try to be respectful (more server specific rules can be found by typing /rules in game)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Towns Built:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RyCraft SMP

Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Jumanjicraft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Jumanjicraft is a small community towny based server with custom crafting and enchants. We have very active staff members and friendly players to interact with. We pride ourselves with memes and dreams. Join today so we can meet new gamers out there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FruitServers | Australian Survival, Skyblock, Prison, Pixelmon | 1.20

Aussie, Australia, Australian, Australianhosted, Creative, Customplugins, Dedicated, Events, Geyser, Geysermc, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Pixelmonreforged, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.fruitservers.netWebsite: www.fruitservers.net

FruitServers | Australian Survival, Skyblock, Prison, Pixelmon | 1.20 Minecraft Server IP: mc.fruitservers.netWebsite: www.fruitservers.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Animals Bred:	40
Star Shards Collected:	69	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PdxMC

PvP, Survival

A nice server to join with and chill out with other players! Join to get a free reward for being one of our first players! Make sure to join the discord. We hope you enjoy!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Sky Servers – 1.20 Survival – Australian Hosted

Aussie, Australia, Australian, Australianhosted, Customenchants, Customplugins, Dedicatedserver, Events, games, Skyservers, Survival

Sky Servers - 1.20 Survival - Australian Hosted Minecraft Server

Spoiler – click to reveal

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL

Australian hosted Survival for over 6 Years Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks!

CUSTOM PLUGINS

Our developers work hard at developing unique content Each month we release cool updates to the server bringing in new gameplay options and improving the entire experience. Plugins like our custom market to easily buy and sell items and SkyRunes, our unique rune and custom enchantment system, are just some examples which improve the gameplay!

MASSIVE MONTHLY EVENTS

Each month we have a theme for build comps & events! Not only do we have a massive events weekend each month but we also have loads of spontaneous events each day! These include spleef, zombies, musical chairs and more. The End is reset frequently so that you can hunt the ender dragon and more!

JOIN TODAY

Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: [url=www.skyservers.net ]www.skyservers.net [/url]IP: sky-mc.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
New Chunks Explored:	410962	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Mohaborey

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

═══════◥◣◆◢◤═══════ Welcome to Mohaborey ═══════◢◤◆◥◣═══════ =============== Server Info ================= Name: Mohaborey Server IP: mohaborey.aternos.me Server Port: 47589 https://discord.gg/hJgfVpNcUd

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Friendly Craft

PvE

Welcome to Friendly Craft! This server is PvE and not PvP. This server is survival and it has LuckyBlocks. It is recommended if you turn on server resource/texture packs for this server. We need staff. I hope you enjoy the server and don’t forget to have fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Chimeras Created:	1	Crops Grown:	6931
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Creative Anarchy, 2b2d [1.12.2 – 1.20.4] [No Resets] [No Rules] [Creative]

2b2d, 2b2t, 2b2tclone, 2b2torg, Anarchy, Anarchyserver, Cheating, Cheats, classic, Creative, Creativeanarchy, Creativeanarchyserver, Crystalpvp, Dupe, Dupes, Ffa, Grief, Griefers, Griefing, Hack, Hackedclient, Hacks, Hacksallowed, HARD, Neverreset, Neverresets, Nochatreport, Nochatreports, Nolag, Noreports, Noreset, Noresets, Nostaff, Public, PvP, Pvpcreat, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Xray

”The most creative anarchy server”join the discord! https://discord.gg/QeHG6mfeUa

I aim to create a vanilla creative mode Minecraft experience.

End portal locations: -1286 886 and 968 -1497

Offline/not working? try some other ip’s: mc.2b2d.org | 2b2d.creativeanarchy.net

Creative Anarchy

Updates since last year:

– [NEW] I now have a discord for the time being!https://discord.gg/QeHG6mfeUa [See player history/updates]

– Over a 1000 people have joined 2b2d! 8/23/23

– Updated from 1.18.2 to 1.19.4

– Various updates to the server to make the playing experience better. (mostly stability stuff)

– Updated Anti-Cheat (2b2t 1.12 like) (wayy looser though)

Available Commands:

– /help (see the important commands)

– /gamemode survival or /gm s /gm c

– /tpa [playername] (Since its creative i think its fine on a server like this.)

– /warp spawn (warps you to 0 0) (same reasons as tpa)

– /stats (see the amount of people who joined and other stuff)

– /playtime (see your playtime)

– /fly (useful for survival)

– /speed (both for walking and flying)

– /sethome (same reason as tpa)

– /nick (don’t know why might disable later)

– /msg /w /r /ignore /whisper (chat messages)

– /mail (send messages to offline players)

– /suic*de (respawns your player)

– /clear (clear your inventory)

– /seen (see the last time a specific player joined this server)

To see the TPS and Ping, look at the player list.

About the server/history:

back in the day my server (ssmsurvival.theworkpc.org:25565) was just a regular survival anarchy server i made for fun. i added the creative anarchy world on the 5th of may 2022.I realised people were way more interested in that so i quickly made the creative world the main world on my server. Thats when creativeanarchy.netwas also born. The survival world has since been removed. The server was very exploitable at the time, illegal items were allowed and people went litteraly crazy. crashing the server everyday. the server has sincebeen fully updated to prevent any crashing and exploiting. With the help of some amazing people. This is the only server were you can find alag free, stable Creative anarchy experience. The server map will neverreset. there is no admin interference. and will run 24/7 for years to come.

Support

Supported versions: [1.12.2 to 1.20.4]

For the quickest way to support, type this ingame.

/mail send 2b2dBot [Message]

For larger questions, please refer to my email [email protected]

Join now! 2b2d.org

what does 2b2d stand for? Its all up to you. The server itself is called Creative Anarchy

Spawn

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RetroCraft

PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the RETROCRAFT Minecraft server

RetroCraft is a server dedicated to pure survival Minecraft (with some added bonuses). We’re brand new and completely open to developing more unique features to enhance your multiplayer Minecraft experience, so feedback is greatly appreciated. On RetroCraft you have unlimited freedom..to build, explore, and mine as much as you would like. Our staff is dedicated to the server and will always be available to help in any situation. Have fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KilladizNetwork

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

!!! JOIN TODAY FOR A FREE RANK !!! Tired of pay-to-win servers? Check out our 100+ FREE ranks on our 20+ gamemodes including: Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative Plots, Parkour, KitPvP, Dropper, 1v1s, UHC, and many custom Minigames! COMMUNITY EVENTS EVERY WEEKEND

Java IP:KilladizNetwork.us.to:26590 Bedrock ip:KilladizNetwork.us.to Port:26590

Killadiz Network is dedicated to creating quality experiences for everyone! Come join our welcoming community!

Discord: http://discord.KilladizNetwork.net/

VOTE FOR THIS SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.