Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CloudRealms – Custom Skyblock – Custom Lifesteal [1.8-1.20.4]

Beta, Friendly, Fun, new, PvP, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Unique

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.

Features:

Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.

Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.

Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Craftyn Retro

Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Craftyn Retro is a throw back to ole times. With a community that dates back to 2010, we aren’t just some “run of the mill server”. Our main focus is our community and ensuring we all have fun. With that includes several features such as Towny, a unique banking system, mini games (Mob Arena, Dodgeball, etc) coming soon, portals to old worlds/memories, and much more on the way! We invite you to come and join our community, we would be delighted to have you!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Towns Built:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magic Items Found:	6538	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Raze Empire

KitPvP, Survival

This Is A Server Which Contains KitPVP And Survival, The Server Is Owned By Me, TripleThreat02 And DorisHD, JOIN TODAY AT Play.RazeEmpire.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KEKENCRAFT

Anarchy, Anarchyminecraft, Anarchysurvival, Economy, Economysurvival, Pvping, Pvpserver, Survival

It is a server for Minecraft 1.20.2 where its community is very important, that is why our server requires that our users be registered, allowing us to improve security and playability.

At the moment it is in development and growing, this indicates that new game modes are still being developed.

MODALITIES AVAILABLE SO FAR:

Vanilla PvPSurvivalAnarchic Survival

On our server we want an active community, therefore we take into account those players who contribute ideas and knowledge, rewarding creativity and innovation by granting exclusive ranks and prizes.

We have several themes on our server to avoid boredom as you go up learning while having fun with our favorite game

THEMES:

Start your survival where it all began with the Egyptian theme.

Fight in our Roman pvp and get the rank of Gladiator.

Craft uncraftable items and trade them with other players

gain experience and heal your friends with the first aid kit

Kekencraft is a FREE FOR EVERYONE server. This means that ranks are earned, not purchased.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Semi Vanilla ({semivanil.la}) (1.20.2)

Survival

As the name of the server suggests, the purpose of this server is to offer a Minecraft survival experience that is true to how the game was intended to be played, with some modifications to improve the experience. You can claim your land, buy and sell items, and set homes. Other than that, the experience is true to vanilla, so if that’s what you are looking for, join today.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LegendsMC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

SMP – 24/7 Dedicated – Backups – Towns – War – PvP – Economy – Live Maps – Semi RP

LegendsMC is a SMP(survival multiplayer) server. We are relatively heavily modded, allowing for a very custom Minecraft experience. We are a PvP enabled server! PvP is enabled EVERYWHERE with exception of major key cities. PvP is not punished. It is rewarded! But it is also very possible to go be out on your own and away from the hustle and bustle of active PvP life.

LegendsMC differs from other servers in that we are a completely open world. You do not HAVE to join a town, or pick a class, or become a tree harvester, or builder, you can do any and all of it. You are limited in no way in what you want to do or become! Found a town, open a shop, become a materials supplier, dungeon crawler, any and all of it without restriction. Doing it all is a definite possibility, but, for those of you who wish to specialize in one thing or another, great rewards can be yours with time and dedication to your craft.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

UltimateMinecraftExperience

Survival

Come and join this wonderful minecraft survival server it is a vanilla 1.16.4 survivql server so no modpacks you can always use resoursepacks and make fun (Be kind to other players and Do not grief)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mines Excavated:	3475
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

IPOCKETISLAND 1.20+ | OS FACTIONS – 1.8 PVP – BEDROCK SUPPORT |

BUILD, Factions, Fun, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival

Welcome to iPocket Island, where we;ve revived an Old School Factions server with a modern twist that takes you back to the good old days of Minecraft 1.5 in the Latest version of Minecraft. Get ready for an authentic factions PvP experience with all the classic features you love. From Vanilla God Sets to epic events like King of the Hill and challenging Boss fights, there;s never a dull moment on our server. Engage in thrilling PvP battles, raid enemy bases, Custom Fishing, Mining and grind for gold to secure your spot on the F top leaderboard. The best part? Our server is fair and is a balanced playing field for all. Join us today at mc.ipocketisland.net and relive the nostalgia!

Java IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Bedrock IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Port: 19132Store: store.ipocketisland.netDiscord: discord.gg/Z5MyDQQech

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Split An Atom

The Spilt An Atom Minecraft server is a unique creative experiment, founded by creative professionals. PVP and economy. Join the server today and explore!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RyokanCraft [1.8 – 1.20+]

bedrock, Claims, crossplay, Hub, LifeSteal, Minigames, mmo, Skyblock, Survival, Survivalsmp

Online – 24/7

My Small Server that runs 24/7 with 20+ plugins to make Survival a better experience such as Economy, Land Claims, MCMMO + Jobs, ShopUI, LifeSteal and more to come.

[Consoles need to use geyserconnect.net or Bedrock Together Mobile App to connect]

Free now and free forever, I don’t believe in Pay to Play or Pay to Win, unless you want donate to help with my electric bill lol… My server is more of a Passion Project and will be online for years to come so feel free to have fun and make memories not having to worry about if the server will be going anywhere.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1673	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SyntaxMC Network

Creative, Enhanced, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Networkserver, Prison, Skyblock, Superflat, Survival, Vanilla

It would be a pleasure to have you join us!

There is a wide selection of servers to choose from, including several vanilla servers, popular and original modpacks, various pixelmon servers as well as RPG and mini game servers coming soon!

We offer a wide variety of servers for players across the minecraft community, including but won’t be limited to;

[img title=:iron: width= height=]cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/810260455208779789.webp?size=44&quality=lossless[/img] Vanilla Servers• Survival!: ( a vanilla classic experiance! explore build create! your own path~) (Full Dynmap – and /shop)

• Enhanced!: ( for those who want a change with custom terrain mcmmo or even new structures to mc! ) (Full Dynmap – and /shop)

• Skyblock!: Custom Skyblock designs and aswell the classic experiance all skyblocks are equiped with full upgradable settings hoppers custom cobble generators and worldborder for every individual island! (and has /shop!)

• Creative!: ( for those who want a change with custom terrain or even new structures to mc Build to ur hearts content!! ) (Full Dynmap – and /shop)

• Hard-Line Hardcore!: for them who want a challange with minecraft~! u have 9 lives till tempbans! but those who keep all 9 and manage to finish the game gets a reward of a donor rank! challange at ur own risk! (Full Dynmap – and /shop)

• StarVally!: Want a relaxing time with custom crops? foods? or even structures? Starvally will bring peace to ur game! this server has custom crops models and aswell as new structure designs AND MORE! (Full Dynmap – and /shop)

• Prison!: A classic prison server soon to be released!

• Factions! A classic Factions with abit of a change! is soon to be released!

• SuperFlat! A new way of playing mc! with a good old superflat![img title=:iron: width= height=]cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/810260455208779789.webp?size=44&quality=lossless[/img] Modded Servers (Coming Soon)[img title=:iron: width= height=]cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/810260455208779789.webp?size=44&quality=lossless[/img] Pixelmon Servers (Coming Soon)[img title=:iron: width= height=]cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/810260455208779789.webp?size=44&quality=lossless[/img] RPG Servers (Coming Soon)[img title=:iron: width= height=]cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/810260455208779789.webp?size=44&quality=lossless[/img] Mini Games (Coming Soon)

We have much more to offer then what is mentioned here, feel free to check it out! [img title=✨ width= height=]discord.com/assets/060a900d2663d60c9edd.svg[/img]Come Check out the network and watch the network grow! will bring in new rewards for players who want to join and help out!

The server IP is: play.syntaxmc.orgDiscord Server: https://discord.gg/pBq3UFbTVQ

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Obsidian Cities MC Server

Building and adventure server. Locks, economy, shops, /home, and owner restricted building areas.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Zombie Dances:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Mana Meta

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We’re a small SMP server that is looking for new players to join. The server has custom made plugins that makes the game more exciting, and we’re always adding new content!

Our Map: https://manameta.net/map Our Discord: https://discord.gg/5H8FS2r6fq Our Server IP: ManaMeta.net

Still not sure? We assure you that your builds are protected. Your suggestions and questions are heard. The features above may add a lot to the game, however it is up to you if you wish to use them. If you simply want to play and build, that is more than feasible on the server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Lifesteal Omega

Cracked, Economy, Factions, Hardmode, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, Survival

Welcome to LifeSteal Omega, a semi-vanilla Cracked Minecraft server with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players. When you kill another player, you receive their heart while they lose a heart. This means that the player who kills someone will have a maximum of 11 hearts, and the victim will have 9 hearts.

On our server, PvP is allowed, and we don’t restrict players from stealing or raiding other bases. However, we do have a limit of 20 hearts on the server! If you lose all of your hearts you will be death banned for 24 hours, after which you can join back as your stats will be reset.

Our server is located in Central Europe so players from different regions can easily connect and play with others. Join us today and experience the lifesteal gamemode in a semi-vanilla Minecraft environment.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Farms Harvested:	928
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RexKraft Survival | 1.20 | 100 Rankups | Battlepass | Dungeons | Discord | Tournaments

Antigreifing, Antigrief, Antixray, battlepass, Bosses, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom, Customenchantments, Customenchants, Custommobs, Customplugins, Customtools, disguise, Dropparty, Dungeon, Dungeons, Dynmap, Elevator, Elevators, Events, Griefprevention, Jobs, MCMMO, Minigames, Mobcatcher, Pinata, Pinataparty, Playershops, Playervaults, Playerwarps, Pvptoggle, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, Rankup, Rankups, Survival, Tournaments

Join our thriving Minecraft survival server, where you’ll find a thriving economy, anti-griefing measures, ranks to work towards, custom mobs to fight and explore, challenging dungeons to conquer, and a friendly community of mature and helpful players. With active staff and an engaged owner, there’s always something new and exciting happening!

Main Feature:

accessories that you can’t

Player Shops – An open economy to sell and buy with others in a creative way.

Special Hoppers – Gather all your resources in a chunk without any worries! (Including filters!)

Survival server – We offer Survival (1.20)

Discord – An active community that allows you & all of our players to keep up with giveaways, events, and server updates.

Minor Features:

Infinity Stones – Gather all 6 stones to craft an Infinity Crate Key!

Grief Prevention – Protect your builds from those nasty griefers.

Cosmetics – Custom skins, tags, and disguises!

Player Vaults – Store all your goods in personal vaults.

Toggle PvP – Fight when you want!

Auction House – Auction your values at high prices!

Active Community & Staff – Always there for your help!

RexKraft Contacts:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mE7HTvE

Website/Forums: https://www.rexkraft.com/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Divine Spears Created:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.