Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

w00tCRAFT

w00tCRAFT is a survival PVP server. Modding, griefing and being disrespectful are NOT ALLOWED! We have lots of fun events and a great community!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	1233
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ZoneCraft Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars

We host fun and unique modalities! ¡Combate sin cooldown 1.7 – 1.17! Ranges and more: https://tienda.zonecraft.es Discord: https://discord.zonecraft.es

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Endless Night Skies:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TDE – Minecraft Server Network

Mini Games, Survival, Towny

TDE is a 4 year old server that has been repeatedly updated and improved. We are currently running version 1.8.7 Spigot

We run our own property management add-on called TDERegions. We have several maps where you can let off steam.

– Flat World (City) – normal world (free build) – Farm world (regenerates every 4 weeks) – Nether

Plugins (27): Minequery, WorldEdit, NoCheatPlus, MagicMouse, Ugames, VirtualShop, Buycraft, Vault, PermissionsEx, Multiverse-Core, TDERegionDynmap, HelperBot, WorldGuard, dynmap, TDERegion, TimingsParser, HawkEye, pvparena, MegaCreeps, ChestShop, Essentials, TDEAddons, EssentialsSpawn, Multiverse-Inventories, Multiverse-SignPortals, VirtualChest, EssentialsChat

So if you enjoy Minecraft, you’ve come to the right place

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Buildings Constructed:	26
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	168101
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minewar

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Void Gems Collected:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Empire Legacy

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Build an Empire, Leave a Legacy! With hundreds of other Factions working on constructing an empire of their own. Were now over 5 years old!

Create or join a Faction, claim land, gather players, and build together! Empire Legacy has been championing the Factions scene for over half a decade, and we’ve become masters at caring for our friendly community and robust dedicated server.

Learn more about how to play: www.empirelegacy.co.uk/guide

Your adventure begins here… Website & forums: www.empirelegacy.co.uk IP: empirelegacy.co.uk

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Buildings Constructed:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Avea

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Vanilla

Server for the land of Avea. Builders, battlers, explorers are all welcome to wander and settle the lands!

Regioning, economy, PvP, mythic mobs are all available on this server! Dedicated players welcome!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The CityPrison Network

Factions, Hardcore, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock

CityPrison is the #1 Non-Op minecraft Prison server.

We’ve been open for over FIVE years (5) Yes, FIVE years. Amazing huh?

With over 30 ranks and an amazing non-op system fair ranks and a fair to play non-op environment we are THE #1 MINECRAFT PRISON SERVER AROUND!

We are one of the OLDEST minecraft prisons server, featuring content like no other in the minecraft prison server community, let alone the non-op community. We pride ourselves on running the best minecraft prison server, and we hope you join us.

IP: Server.cityprison.net Website: https://cityprison.net Forums: https://forums.cityprison.net TeamSpeak: TS.cityprison.net So what are you waiting for? Join up inmate 🙂

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Vertex

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to one of the far niche corners of the internet. I invite you to explore a little. Whether you’re into building or warfare, I’m optimistic we can find a cocktail of experiences for you.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Farms Harvested:	636	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Insane Crafters

Insane Crafters is a Friendly Minecraft game server where people can come and play Minecraft the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Towns Built:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The OrchardMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The OrchardMC! A Unique Minecraft Fantasy Survival Server

Welcome to The OrchardMC! The fastest-growing Minecraft fantasy SMP in 2024! What makes us stand out from the rest of the Minecraft community?

Limited Top Rank Trial – That’s right when you log onto the server, you can run /freerank and claim our 2nd-Top Rank for absolutely FREE. This rank comes with unique perks and permissions that you’ll love while playing on the server!

Server IP: play.theorchardmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/RczKCGUvDs

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CastleCrafters

24/7 server its dedicated and wont go on anytime soon.We are starting out and we are looking for mod worthy people.We have mcmmo,factions and magic we have shops and we are open to all ideas the current mods do no abuse if they ever do post on the fourm.We only have one donator rank right now called Knight.We also have bas spleef a spleef game hosted by mods its very fun you play spleef with bows.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Dragons Tamed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Towns Built:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ProBloxWorld

Bedwars, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP

ProBloxWorld is a server featuring LifeSteal, Survival, Bedwars and SkyWars.—————————————––———ProBloxWorld———————-Just for Fun——————-

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	169	Magic Items Found:	8269
Divine Spears Created:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

StrikeCraft

Brand new server. We do PvP arenas and creations. WE BAN GRIEFERS. All mods and admins are nice. Check us out! Plenty of room.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty SMP

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Vanilla 1.20 SMP server with quality-of-life improvements, play alongside the community, and dive into weekly events.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
New Chunks Explored:	367392	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GermanysBaugrube

Hi users, our server is a free2build server, so you can build what ever you want and where you want, but not too close to ohter players. We have funny and nice members and also a great team, which want to welcome you on our server. Remind: We are a german server, but the most of our community can also speak (write) english.

See ya online!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.