Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ReziCraft

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Farms Harvested:	451
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1629	Towns Built:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftersLand Network Servers EU

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

> Network Servers US: play.craftersland.us > Network Servers EU: play.craftersland.eu

We run modded servers too, for details visit our website. All our servers are hosted on dedicated servers in data centers and they are online 24/7.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Magic Items Found:	3864
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
New Chunks Explored:	648407	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Zen

82.192.76.211:25616 Plugins: Towny Essentials GroupManager MobBounty Rules: No Griefing No Hacks No Cheating in any way No swearing No advertising No X-Ray No asking for items No asking for Op

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4806	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ChillCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

ChillCraft is an active and friendly Minecraft community. We just updated the server to support Minecraft 1.8! We offer a taste of various Minecraft experiences! If you want: – PVP – Modded survival with economy – Creative – Vanilla survival – Mini-games and events

We have it! All players are very important to us. If you have a suggestion to improve the server, we will listen to you! Many of our official buildings are made by players like you! If you want a warm responsive community, ChillCraft is for you!

It’s a wonderful server, we hope you like it as much as we do! It is now home to new Minecraft users and Minecraft veterans. Will you join us?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

IllestCraft

Illestcraft is the illest server you’ll ever go on 😉 . its an anarchy server with the most friendly staff you’ll ever meet on a server and is also very active as well. The server is hosted in the U.S. I’m here to provide intense PVP,Faction Wars etc, for all of yous around the world. GREAT ADMINS AND PLUGINS TOO! Brand new so JOIN NOW OWNER IS OXIJIIN NOW JDPROSLAYER (JdProSlayer is the user of the account posting this)

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MJPvP

Great for all players great staff great builds just great server !!!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Addstar MC

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Looking for a fun survival server with a friendly player community?

Our server is designed to be a kid/family friendly and fun environment for everyone! We have a small friendly community of players and we strongly promote respect for all players. All player builds/homes are protected by Grief Prevention and we are able to easily “rollback” any griefing reported by our users. We also have chat censoring to protect against swearing. Our friendly staff are always willing to help you out or happy to just have a chat if you’re bored!

NO GRIEFING – NO HACKS – NO TROLLING – NO SPAMMING – NO SWEARING – NO NAGGING

– Safe Kid/Family friendly environment, heavily moderated. – Survival PVE world (with Nether) – Creative world (for donators only) – Fun games with rewards (Spleef, PVP games, Chess, Archery, Connect 4, CTF etc) – Fully automated Survival Games – Economy with Item/Enchantment Shops – LWC protection (chests, doors, dispensers, etc) – NO PVP, except in PVP designated areas and games. – Hack/cheat detection – Cheaters are not welcome here!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ores Mined:	6087
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

squaremc

survival fun read rules in the server with /rules or the sign on noteboard it is a danish server but all can join hope to see you in

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
New Chunks Explored:	102057	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New New Canada

Economy, Survival

Survival Up to Date Ranks

Plugins: Dynmap Tree Assist essentials Iconomy

New Canada was first started in the alpha stage of Minecraft Under the ownership of Jesusfarts. Around beta time the New Canada server went down for good. A few members from New Canada Grabbed the world file and started hosting it again bringing back the great world they had started.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	272	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Wizmogaming

a great, small, minecraft server, that is looking for new and fantastic players to join us

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

F-C-N Server

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

FCN Server is a build server developed since 2011 with large RPG elements, a friendly community and a ranking system based on building skills.

Rank up by building!

Extensive RPG!

In-game currency!

Big world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Divine Spears Created:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EfsaneCraft

Sw 0 Lag 100 Capacity And Open 24/7.

Pvp is Open on the Server

To reach the admin, you can send an e-mail using /mail send Nish (your message).

There is only one thing missing from the server, that missing person is you!

http://www.facebook.com/Efsanecraft

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MooshServers

MooshServers is a Medium Size Minecraft Community! our goal is to give players the best minecraft experience as possible, Our Spawn has everything easy to Reach its a no brainer to roam around our spawn because were located in Flatlands. Hope you join us. We have many events such as Spleef, CTF, TDM, survival games, and mob arena! These will keep you busy when you are bored of playing survival! We also have factions and mcmmo to help you enjoy our server. WE have a fully functional economy and rank system. We can’t wait for you to join us so come on the server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MasterMinerZ – Faction/is

MasterMinerZ is a Danish/English minecraft server. Here at MasterMinerZ we care a lot about it being fair for everyone, so for that we have installed some plugins that make it harder to hack/cheat so that everyone has an equal chance. Our main plugin is Faction so you can create a clan with your friends. Battle against other clans and win glory and honor. You can also donate money to server, all money goes to the server, Buycraft, website etc..

We have: Faction world! Creative world! The World of Hunger Games! – Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Chimeras Created:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Farms Harvested:	389
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MildSeven FFA Community

Do you wonder what kind of server we host ?

The answer is pretty simple, we have no ‘type’ of gaming on our Minecraft server.

You can be a strong miner, a builder, a PvP, PvE guy, or a roleplayer if you wish. We use the term “Free For All” and “Community” on purpose.

Once your faction (guild) created, you will be able to disable or enable PvP and monsters in the area you claimed.

Buy stuff from other player stores, create your own.

Our view of gaming permits our players to be fully autonomous and enjoy the Minecraft the way THEY like.

Please check out our plugin list to have a full overview of what you can do in-game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.