Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Dimension Hops:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	312437
Buildings Constructed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Falling into the Void:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	3731	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6271
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Zombie Dances:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Magic Items Found:	4917
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Animals Bred:	169	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Farms Harvested:	674	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	New Chunks Explored:	298865
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”