Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Villages Defended:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	321	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3982
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	508
Dragon Eggs Found:	2417	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	389
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Evil Twin Fights:	3
New Chunks Explored:	83765	Players Killed by Monsters:	4750

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Emeralds Found:	2678

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mines Excavated:	2726

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Star Shards Collected:	156	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.