Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4965	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7573	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5526	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8279	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Crops Grown:	4150	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	261
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ores Mined:	9953

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Star Shards Collected:	212	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	27

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magic Items Found:	8300

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mines Excavated:	1362
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.