Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

abandon thread, banter, blocky, Brigade, click post, Communication, community guidelines, discussion, forum, forum culture, forum rules, frustrating experience, interesting topic, internet etiquette, lose interest, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online interaction, posting guidelines, smp, Spam, spam filter, thread abandonment, write a really big reply

Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	257	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Chimeras Created:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Enchantments Applied:	153
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9195

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8146	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Mines Excavated:	4707
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.