Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Farms Harvested:	512	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Magic Items Found:	8694	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Alien Abductions:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	3824

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Crops Grown:	3993
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	276
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.