Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	New Chunks Explored:	724609
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Enchantments Applied:	141
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magic Items Found:	5123
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Towns Built:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Void Armor Forged:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Looking for staff + builders! Apply in our discord<3

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4568
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	83	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	6431
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crops Grown:	2717
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4532

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	60
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!