Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Atlas Project | Custom SMP Server | Coming March 16, 2024!

Adventure, Biomes, Bosses, Brewery, Cooking, Custom, Custombiomes, Customterrain, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FANTASY, Farming, Fishing, Kingdoms, Lore, Magic, mmorpg, Nations, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Siege, Skills, Smeltery, Spells, Survival, Tannery, Terrain, Towns, Unique, Worldbuilding

The Atlas Project | Custom SMP Server | Coming March 16, 2024! Minecraft Server

Welcome to the Atlas Project!

Server Address/IP

play.mc-atlas.com

We are currently in a dev period. The server will return officially on March 16. Our Closed Beta begins on February 17. If you want more information on the server’s release, feel free to reach out to our Discord!

>> Wiki << >> Discord << >> Rules <<

“So…you have arrived upon this world of Atlas? Sadly that means your old world is no more. This new world you have washed up on has plunged into all-out war.

You are not the first refugee to be saved from destruction by the Obelisk – and you will not be the last. For fifteen years, we have been the keepers of the Obelisk, the harbingers of lost souls like you. Some have integrated into our people. Others have struck out into the harsh and brutal world of Atlas to build empires of their own. Fewer yet have succeeded.

But an evil force is gaining power in the world, threatening to undo the very fabric of reality itself. Centuries ago, the Arkayo nearly succeeded in summoning their brutal god of chaos into this world. And after all this time, hidden in exile, I fear they are close to summoning him once again.

Grieve quickly for your old world, for there is little time. We have saved you from the brink of destruction, traveler… now it is you who must save us…”

Atlas is an immersive MC experience like no other. A custom nation creation system, mixed with the rich backstory and quest progression of an MMORPG, make for a world that MC players of any style can enjoy!

Players find themselves as refugees from their ruined worlds, arriving in the world of Atlas just in time to see the resurgence of a dangerous cult, thought to be eradicated long ago. Through exploration of the unique, hand-painted world, completing the hundreds of available quests across dozens of NPC towns, and even building their own nations to compete on the world stage, players must make choices that affect their gameplay and reputation throughout Atlas and craft their own unique legacy!

Featuring a series of custom-made, never-before-seen plugins, players can do anything from discovering dozens of new ores and alloys through smelting, to training in robust schools of magic, to smuggling goods and sparking economic warfare. The possibilities are endless!

Join Atlas today and craft your legacy! Adventure awaits….

Custom and Featured Mechanics

* Found Nations and Towns.

* Player-Driven Diplomacy

* Unique Crafting Skills: Smeltery, Tannery, Brewery, and Cooking.

* Dynamic Economy.

* Custom Gear System

* Magic and Spellcasting.

* Massive Dungeons.

* Hundreds of Quests.

* Legendary Items.

* Custom Crops and Agriculture.

* Extensive Lore & RP Events.

* 100+ Unique Fish.

Admins: Ajaxan, Iyoforeayo, Tyrriel, Wizardteepot, Terryn, Aestrus, xXBelocXx

Renders: GuildsMC

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MonsterCraft

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Xylo OP Network | Hacking Allowed | Semi-Anarchy | SMP | Slime Fun |1.9+ | 1.8 PvP | No lag | Kit PVP | OP anarchy | Vanilla anarchy | No Map resets | Full size map | In-Game Shop |

18combat, Adventure, Anarchy, Anarchysurvival, BUILD, Cheating, Cheatingallowed, Cheats, Clan, Clans, Combat, Creative, Enchant, Enchants, Hack, Hackingallowed, Hacks, KitPvP, Network, PvP, Semianarchy, Shop, Survival, Warps, world, Xylo, Xylosmp

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17Bedrock port: 25799

Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Store: xylosmp.tebex.io

Features:

server

At XyloSMP, we strive to give you the best Anarchy experience. We are a semi-anarchy server, so that means 99% of everything goes. So, what are you waiting for!?!? Join us today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PianMC

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

— PianMC Server — PianMC is a small server on which you can primarily play survival in vanilla style. But there are additional features such as money, warps, GUIs etc. In between there are always little mini-games that are preferably self-developed and invented!

(The goal of our server is to have a community – albeit a small one – that plays actively and relatively frequently on our server. It is not our intention to have as many players as possible! You can apply at any time in our forum. The template should be used! To become a team member, a Discord account and the use of Discord are MANDATORY! Everyone else is of course very welcome :D)

You can reach us for further information on Discord, in the forum or on the website: http://s.PianMC.tk/discord http://s.PianMC.tk/forum http://s.PianMC.tk/oldforum http://PianMC.tk

You can easily report players with a /ticket or on Discord.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Villages Defended:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dog lifesteal

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello my server is Doglifetake and the owner is dogteam65 We are hiring all positions We are under development

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door [Semi-Anarchy] [Vanilla] {1.19.3} {No Map Resets} {Map over 3 years old} {Bedrock Compatible}

114server, PvP, Semianarchy, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival

Hello gamers,

Thank you for taking the time to read this. We have been working on A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door for over three years. The main benefits of us over other “Anarchy without hax” servers is the following:

Extremely high mob spawn

Up to 16 chunk view distance (most servers have it set to 6).

Survival spawn with no rules on what you can build, grief, or say.

No use of teleport to cheat the feel of vanilla minecraft. (no tpa, no sethome etc)

Active staff that run build events.

Automated contests at spawn to encourage people to interact. (Custom scripted my wilder0p).

Lobby where you can afk and interact with other players when you are tired of survival.

Ranks based on time played, players killed, time played without dying.

No pay to win crap in the survival world.

Server info

Host/IP: lawlessmc.com (THIS IS OUR IP, USE THIS TO CONNECT)

Discord: https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK

Running: 1.19.4

Location: Montreal, Canada

Difficulty: Hard.

Rule(s): Cheating = Perma ban, if you’re not sure if it’s cheating, it’s probably cheating.

Clients permitted: Optifine, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	126	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8016	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ParrotSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The ParrotSMP is a public origins smp without any mods needed to join. On this smp, there are different origins that you can pick from at the start of the game with unique abilities. Our smp is cross-play, meaning you can join on all versions of Minecraft. There is no keep inventory when killed by a player, encouraging pvp and competition. We have a great and active community and we hope you join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Brothercraft Network

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Survival

Welcome to Brothercraft, the network of community-based minecraft servers!

Ever played on a massive minecraft server with hundreds of people yet still felt alone? In most of the mega-servers today, there isn’t really any room for a sense of community since there are too many people. Though here at Brothercraft, we focus on the community aspect of the game: meeting new people, exploring around with friends, or even up to crazy antics – it’s all about the community.

We have the following types of servers joined in a hub: -Survival -Creative -Hardcore

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	49
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PvPBulgaria

Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

PvPBulgaria is a HardCorePvP server offering an amazing PvP experience.Our server is unlike most servers, and offers lots of features that are not found on most servers. Some features that set us apart from other servers are:

– Nonstop PvP @ spawn – War! – Raiding/Grief – Non Protection for Homes and Etc.. – Best donator ranks, commands, kits, events and etc. – No PvP lag – Big and Beautiful WarZone – Parkour – Beautiful Warps for Events, PvP and More… Server Ip: mc.pvpbulgaria.eu Site: www.pvpbulgaria.eu

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NeworldCraft x Vanillamc

Earth, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique PlanetsEarth: This contains cities, many plugins.

VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins.

Pollux: Very hard, lots of loot.

Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMinigames: Tennis, COD Zombies, Fishing and more!Discord: discord.gg/stpKN7Svsa

Earth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

100% free to play, 100% uptime. Dedicated Admins & Owner.

[ Now hiring ]

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Woozyland

Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Survivel zombie map gathers supplies before nightfall. Explore and find secrets around the map team or kill other players.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4907	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PandaSMP

Parkour, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PandaSMP ================== We have our own store where u can purchase Ranks, Keys! ——————————————————————– We have such an amazing staff team! join our discord if u have any issues with Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9497

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Amuria

Survival

Amuria is a survival server that attaches great importance to changing nature as little as possible. In Freebuild you can make all your building dreams come true. The building material for this can be mined in the farm world. Amuria offers, among other things, an animal farm and an admin shop if some materials are difficult or impossible to find. We are always working on plugins and extensions that improve the fun of playing on Amuria, so you can often expect new things or implement your wishes. Anyone who makes an effort and often attracts positive attention has the chance to become a VIP or even a designer. (Similar to architect) All ranks on Amuria are FREE and anyone can achieve them if they put in some effort. There are also events from time to time, for example extra shops, or the ender dragon, which can be defeated every weekend.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: 93.186.198.28:9987)

The Amuria server team is looking forward to seeing YOU!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AstroComet

Economy, PvP, Survival

Hey lovely people, are you looking for a super fun Minecraft server?

Welcome to AstroComet, we are a community-based server that hosts events, giveaways (including nitro), fun games/bots, and more!

We also have a Minecraft Server you can join and play! The link below will board you onto our ship of fun and we hope to see some of your faces around! Including exclusive custom models, survival mode, and much, much more! To join use the IP Play.AstroComet.Net!

All the best, AstroComet

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Gods Slained:	0
Villages Defended:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Survival Haven

Adventure, Antigrief, Community, Customplugins, Economy, Headhunter, new, smp, Survival, Vanilla

A haven to build and make friends. Rediscover the joy of a friendly community, A thriving economy, And animal themed ranks!

A core survival experience, with Better loot tables for a refreshing experience. Whether you want to rekindle your joy for the survival experience, showcase your creativity, or climb up the economy and ranks, Our friendly staff are here to provide you a safe haven.

– The core survival experience –– Better loot tables –– Friendly community –– An engaging Economy –– Head hunts –

– Custom Items –

survivalhaven.mcserver.us | https://discord.gg/MZVDdKWubK

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.