Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

LockedCraft Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Founded in 2010, LockedCraft was a large variety network offering Towny, KitPVP, minigames, and more.

The server peaked in 2013 as the #7 worldwide, yet, had unfortunately tapered off by 2016 (see lockedcraft.com).

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Since then, remnants of the server’s community have come together via the non-profit LockedCraft Legacy Organisation (mc-smp.com) to give the server the server a final send-off.

If LC was part of your childhood, reconnect with us during the #LCReunion events (interspersed throughout 2020 and 2021).

For announcements and to stay up to date, join mc-smp.com/dis !

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ComparatorCraftSMP

Survival, Vanilla

ComparatorCraftSMP

Website: https://comparatorcraftsmp.net

ComparatorCraftSMP is a Hermitcraft like Minecraft server experience with our own spin. We are a community focused SMP for more hardcore players, builders, and technical players. Our goal is to try to grow a community of skilled and dedicated players to push the limits of what is possible in survival Minecraft. Here are some important things about the server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Survival-Pi SMP 🔥 Semi-Vanilla 🔥 Whitelisted

Adult, Builders, building, Economy, hermitcraft, Hermitcraftlike, Old, Plugins, Semivanilla, Semivanillasmp, smp, Smpvanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted, Whitelistedsmp

🏆 Survival-Pi Semi-Vanilla SMP 🏆

server

survival-pi.com (both

Dynmap: https://map.survival-pi.comDynmap Creative: https://cmap.survival-pi.com

Website: (Temporarily unavailable)https://survival-pi.com

🔥 About the server: 🔥

Whitelisted SMP. We take building and Redstone to the next level. We also often do community projects and events.We’re a close community. Everyone knows everyone!Since 2020! Almost 4 years old!

Hardware specs:Hosted in: Germany 🇩🇪 on a dedicated and powerful server. No lags, no limits! (We speak English!)i3-10100 CPU500 GB M.2 NVMe SSD32 GB RAM1000 Mbit/s internet0 lag!

🖥️ Why “Pi”?: 🖥️

Very simple: We started hosting the server on a Raspberry Pi back in the day.However, the server is no longer running on a Raspberry Pi. We upgraded to an i3-10100 with a 500 GB M.2 NVMe SSD and 32 GB RAM.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	3177	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VanillaPlus – Whitelisted Vanilla SMP – Always The Latest Version!

Abyss Quinn, Jasmeowthecat, Minecraft, Skippy87, Unique, Vanilla, Vanillaplus

Welcome to VanillaPlus!

VanillaPlus is a whitelisted vanilla SMP with an expanding community who wishes to just play vanilla with no additional addons or benefits which effect the core gameplay of Minecraft, being on the latest version of the game in release state which is currently 1.20.4.

We’ve added a few changes to make your experience more enjoyable such as a texture pack, some data packs to improve quality of life and a few crafting packs to make some of the grinding in the game less tedious.

You need to make sure you join our Discord first and then join with play.vanillaplus.uk to get a code to DM our Discord bot.

Discord: https://discord.gg/uuTfJydwTs

We welcome any community member no matter the background who wishes to have fun and come together to make huge automated farms, build amazing bases and sell their stock at the spawn shopping area.

We’ve recently added support for bedrock and account linking! Come join today and have fun on VanillaPlus!

Hope to see you on there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8716
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Fluff Economy

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

FluffEconomy is a community-driven survival server that brings new experiences and memories to players wherever they may be! We have everything that is iconic in survival from Jobs, to McMMO, Towny, and playtime ranks! We have recently reset to allow players to test out their skills once again, creating a great opportunity for you to hop right into the community and check it out for yourself!

We are also testing out new features that you can try out, meaning, there is always something new right around the corner. From dungeons to entirely new worlds, there is always something to enjoy! Consider joining our discord as well to experience the community outside of the Minecraft server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Essence SMP

Survival

Welcome to Essence SMP! This is a public SMP that anyone can join! We provide custom enchants and new structures, as well as an economy! There is also land claiming! So if you want to just relax and play minecraft with your friends then join on Java 1.19.4! Can’t wait to see you in-game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ReformedCraft

We are a new small 12 player slot server, hoping for donations to upgrade our server player slots and server ram. This server is for mature players only, but anyone of any age can join! Plus your home/buildings will be protected due to our simple izone plugin and anticreeper plugin if a creeper happen to spawn next to your house! Now No Whitelist! No lag, protection for your creations, and nice staff! Owner: HarmonicMinor, and Admin(s): umcoolstory (me) Don’t like server because of …? Well tell us your suggestions so we can make the server the BEST! Join and Start Your Adventure Today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CoralMC

Mini Games, Pixelmon

Come and visit us on our server, here you can find the best BedWars in Italy and beyond!

IP: play.coralmc.it Website: www.coralmc.it Telegram: @CoralMC

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Towns Built:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ClubTurtle

Activeowner, Armorstandeditor, Bettersleeping, Chatcolor, Community, Friendly, Keepinventory, Keepinventoryon, Mobheads, Nick, Nickname, Nogrief, Nogriefing, Sfw, Shop, Sit, Small, Smallcommunity, Smallserver, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Viabackwards, Viaversion, Whitelist, Whitelisted

ClubTurtle is a server I created many years back to play survival with my friends, I’ve been hosting it using Server.pro and people have come and gone, but mostly only a few players stay, so I’m trying to post it online to try to get more friendly players. My wish is to have a server filled with wholesome or at least friendly players who build a community together; I want that kind of small-server/small-town feel where everyone knows each other.

The server is whitelisted for protection, on hard difficulty, keepInventory is on, and you get a few cosmetic permissions like nick and chatcolor. It is not a true survival, it has essentials and some other stuff, but no wild or rtp. This server has ViaVersion and ViaBackwards so players can join from v1.9 all the way to v1.20.4 but it is best to stay on the latest version so you can experience the newest features. We also have a heads plugin, armorstand editor, silence name tags, etc. The world border will expand a bit with every major update, and unused chunks will be reset to save space and make room for new updated biomes or loot.

If you have played on my server and like it, on the server page in the link below, you can donate some money toward keeping the server online as I have to pay for it out of pocket. I cannot use the money, it will go toward the server.

You can use nick the normal way “/nick [username] input” and the chatcolor is either “/chatcolor GUI” or “/chatcolor [color code]”.

The server is whitelisted, so if this looks appealing, you can message me on Discord and ask if you can join. My discord is turtlerunsslow.

TLDR: This is a very small server with a few players that are trying to grow. It is for friendly players who are looking for a small community server and it is whitelisted to protect it from griefers.

Server Rules: – No griefing or raiding of people’s bases. This rule is the strictest rule.– If you break anything around spawn (trees, village stuff, etc.), please replace it.– Do not build or say anything vulgar, offensive, or NSFW. Keep the server clean or friendly.– No offensive usernames.– Hacks and cheats are not allowed. (Including x-ray, bhop, autoclicker, etc.)– No eyesores or any bad-looking bases, farms, builds, etc.– The server language is English.

Server Pro Page: https://server.pro/server/9074443

Discord Server: https://discord.com/invite/SF92SYC

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DelphiCraft

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Delphicraft is among the best minecraft servers, combining factions, survival and mcMMO for a unique minecraft multiplayer experience.

Building on SMP and survival servers, Delphicraft adds the best from minecraft factions with a simple menu-based system giving you complete protection and control over your faction server lands and members.

Delphicraft also adopts the best of mcMMO servers with integrated, well-developed skill trees and bonuses, player jobs, ranks and unique custom kits for immersive minecraft RPG and roleplay server fun!

If you’re looking for new minecraft servers, visit Delphicraft at www.delphicraft.net

Join us in Minecraft at play.delphicraft.net Join the Delphicraft Discord Server: https://discord.gg/hsYfTkK View the Delphicraft Live Map: https://map.delphicraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Covet Network

Buildbattle, Crystalpvp, Duels, Hungergames, Murdermystery, Paintball, Parkour, Randomkits, Skyblock, Survival, Survivalgames, Tntrun, Villagedefense

About This ServerWe have a plethora of servers in development and currently running! We have tons of optimizers, modes, and gameplay to choose from. Hunger Games, Parkour, Duels you name it! Have fun!What is the server IP for covet?The IP address of covet Minecraft server is play.covet.networkHow do I play on the covet Minecraft server?Open the Minecraft launcher, next click the “Play” button, then select “Multiplayer” from the main menu.

Once the connection to the server is verified by Mojang session servers and is available, the connection icon will turn green and you can click on the “Join Server” button to play on Covet Network.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	165	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Ironcraft Austria

A good server with nice players. No whitelist. Forum at: http://forum.ironcraft.at.vu You must read the rules to be unlocked. Trailer on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kf9mcGXe0E Iron forever!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TheaLater

Economy, Mini Games

This is a welcoming cottage core server with a discord. Its super fun and vanilla. We have lots of shops to buy stuff and everywhere you go you will see cute builds. Come join 🙂

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Factory Tycoon 1.18.x – 1.20.x Bedrock/Java

Automation, Chestshops, Custom, Farming, Minions, Other, Plots, Plotsquared, Rankups, Shops

Welcome to Factory tycoon.

This is a tycoon style game, your end goal is to have the most money on the server.You can achieve this goal by making your own automated farms or you can use the minions, you can even use custom generator blocksthat produce crops without you needing to do anything.You are also able to get more building space by using the money you earned.

We hope to see you soon.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Violet Memories RPG Mage’s and Masher’s Update

Bosses, challenge, dragons, FANTASY, Magic, Moddedserver, PvP, RPG, Soulslike, Swords, teamwork, Terraria

Die party up, dream, survive this simple loop will be your driving force in a world full demons magic and ever hungry dragons.

Violet Memories RPG Mage's and Masher's Update Minecraft Server

A 2023 Revival of my most popular server and modpack with a few quality of life tweaks and regular updates

Death

Revival

Endure

Assimilate

Manipulate

Steampunkers, mages,warriors,tamers, This world claims them all in the end! If enjoy a challenging path to power in your own way with your own methods be it alone or with up to 4 party members. Elden ring, Yogbox, Terraria or fans of Doom, you’ve found your home and it welcomes you open arms.

Multiple full fledged and secret realms

Thousands of pieces of gear armor and magic to find and an use

Support for real parties thousands of new monsters to battle a full spell crafting system as well race support and full well rounded rpg classes building other dimensions utility mods for quality of life. A pack full of heart and soul it bring a friend or Journey alone enjoy the experience from beginning to end always with new content to explore and pillage.

The Modpack for Curse Forge: legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/violet-memories-rpg

The Modpack for Technic Technic Launcher: www.technicpack.net/modpack/violet-memories-rpg.1977566

The Discord server to chat with us and ask questions: discord.gg/aYdP6yqQ23

Features:The Ultimate Rpg if you can think of it its probably a featureMany Unique Bosses and Diablo 3 style elite mobsMultiple means of spell craftingPlayer leveling with health grown and new powersOver 1000 new pieces of New gear including spears sweeping great-swords and spearsVanity slots for armor as well a costume gear to further diversify yourself Over 70 mobs Dedicated to the protection of players from new Golems to tamable cockatrices and dragonsOther Realms mods likes twilight forest Aether and much much more

Hundreds of unique bosses

Be challenged from start to end with dozens of unique and fully animated bosses that range from manageable to requiring a full party of geared adventurers to take down

Hundreds of unique bosses Be challanged from start to end with dozens many many unique and fully animated bosses that range from managed to requiring a full party of geared adventurers to take down Fully reworked swimming and a fleshed out Ocean with fully Customizable and pre-made Submarines Sea Monsters Fish and Treasure

Violet Memories RPG Mage's and Masher's Update Minecraft Server

Fight Hunt and Ride over 20 Variants Of Dragons with unique properties

Around 2k weapons have been added to the game with with different ranges cleaves and properties some physical and some magical in nature quite a mix of both

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	169	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Farms Harvested:	356	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.