Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PokeCrisp

Pixelmon

Ip : 198.12.88.25:25565 _________________________ Features _________________________ Pixelmon Pixel Skills Grief Defender _________________________

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EosCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

EosCraft is a humble, fun, lag-free minecraft survival multiplayer server that is home to an amazing community, a professionally ran mature staff team, and numerous features for your enjoyment. Consider checking us out! Expanding the community since 2010.

Website: EosCraftMC.com IP: play.eoscraftmc.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SMP.Moose

PvP

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Archon Factions

Factions, PvP

Archon PVP is a Factions PVP server featuring McMMO to enhance your raiding experience. We have a dedicated staff and balanced economy and are very open to suggestions.

What you think will improve Archon PVP is what really matters to us, and we will continually adjust and improve wherever possible to make the best possible experience for all our players.

Server IP: pvp.archonmc.com

Website: www.archonmc.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Destroy SMP

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join The Discord https://discord.gg/VhrFvy9R and then go to minecraft chat and request to get whitelisted to join IT IS 1.16.3 1 This is a roleplay server so you always follow the roleplay 2 There are different countries, let @Owner or @Admin know if you are joining/creating a country 3 If you do not follow the roleplay you get a temporary ban 4 You are allowed to raid peoples bases but not break or place any blocks inside their base 5 You can only raid a persons base if at least 1 President or Duke is online 6 Every country needs a president and a duke 7 You are not allowed to kill someone without good reasoning 8 There are 3 roles in a country. President MAX 1 PERSON, a Duke MAX 2 PEOPLE, Peasant MAX 4 PEOPLE 9 You are not allowed to have secret chests, which means all chests have to be visible in a base 10 You are not allowed to steal pets Dogs, Horses Cats 11 If you have no where to run and the person after you wants to jail you, you are not allowed to go against this action 11 If you do not follow these rules they will result in a permanent ban or temporary ban 12 If you have 3 temporary bans you get permanently banned on your 3rd ban NO HACKING!!! OR PERM BAN

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crops Grown:	7658	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Mines PvP/SMP

Economy, PvP, Towny

SERVER IP: TheMin.es

Website: http://TheMin.es Game Play Type/s: Survival PvP. Skyblock, Creative, MiniGames Rules: No hacks, glitches, or being a dick. Server Hardware: 16GB RAM, Dual Xeon 2.5Ghz, Gig link. Owner: Kraftman Description: BungeeCord server: PvP Survival world, Creative world, minigames (Call of Minecraft Zombies, Paintball, MobArena)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	8296
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Averia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

MMO RPG semi vanilla survival/ good community and active players Averia has skills to upgrades and events that are coming soon. with an economy and a new auctionhouse money is traded for items between players with custom loot from crates this server has only just started

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Star Shards Collected:	178
Ores Mined:	1820	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Lucid Dreams

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Website luciddreams.enjin.com Server IP myluciddreams.com Huge Freebuild Plots, Survival/PVP, Skyblock, mcjobs, ProtectionStones, DarkMythos, OnTime, mcMMO, Werewolf, Magic Lamps, Headhunter, Jukeloop, Free Rank to Premium, Possible World Edit in Plotworld depending on experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Crops Grown:	8929	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
New Chunks Explored:	232783	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Bertonso_smp

Anarchy

best anarchy server comeo that will see let’s bora la enter contrua a base mourning against your opponents create a team and let’s go to that

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BEASTCRAFT-ZA

In BEASTCRAFT-ZA you will have the ultimate experience. Our Minecraft Server has economy, strengthened with awesome plugins and great games. Join today to receive a free kit and R1000 in-game cash Created by kbgvirus and ADAM_G_100.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ABSSMP

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival

Anti cheat , Hardcore Revival , items with gui such as chest protection , emerald tools , login security , one player sleep , pvp if you want , pve , home , silk spawners , gifts , all versions supported .

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Tales of Conquest

A great medieval role playing minecraft server that you should come and join

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Emeralds Found:	506	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	6096	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Vanilla anarchy

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

This server is all about vanilla minecraft with no rules but still there is three rules no cheating, no duping or exploits, no lag machines i want to create a new experience for everyone to enjoy.

Simply Vanilla server rules: 1. No cheating (hack clients, xray, killaura, radar, entity speed hack) 2. No duping and other exploits. 3. No lag machines.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Epic Minecrafter

With 3 epic worlds Epic Minecrafter has a world for just about any way you want to play Minecraft.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Oranges Prison life

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Orange’s Prison Life is a prison based around working and building your way to the top. Once a prisoner has proven themselves capable of living a decent life outside of prison bars, they may set themselves free. We are a non-op, economy-based server. Once free, join a clan or make your own. Build vast clan bases and protect them.. Gather resources, trade with players, and make a name for yourself. Being a hardcore, non-op classic prison server, your items are precious and hard-earned. PvP is around every corner, so you’ll continuously need to watch your back for players trying to steal your items. Our community originally opened back in 2011, and we again re-launched just this past month. Many of our original community is still playing today, but we’d love to expand and reach brand new players too. We’ve actively been working on lots of exciting new content and can’t wait to release it for all to enjoy. Come check us out – we’d love to have you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Star Shards Collected:	65
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.