Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ROFL Craft

We like to play some original minecraft. We try to keep the plugins light and not affect the game heavily. We like to chill have a good time and pvp some people upl!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ores Mined:	4241	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Butterminecraft

Creative, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

Now been dead for 9 years!

We offer: PvP Arena Survivalgames War Creative plots skyblock and rentable hotel rooms to spend your earned money on!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Mines Excavated:	1755
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BaaBoo’s PVP Server

[German Server]

Der BaaBoo’s PVP Server

The server is currently under construction but…

Here you can build and become the survival king

We also already offer a PVP arena

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6042	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DiscoverCraft[PvP][PvM]

Hello, We are DiscoverCraft

In-game information!

Please check in-game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Amazing-Craft

This is a Server That is Survival We wish You all a Happy New Year and we will greet our fellow PLayers Well This is survival Fractions server with PVP if Chosen Thanks For Reading Hope to See You All Soon! =)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GuidoCraft

Awesome Fun Also Come Check Us Out On Planet Minecraft Just type in GuidoCraft And Your There!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PiggyCraft

This Server Is One Of My Servers it is a faction pvp server u spawn in a castle that is claimed as safezone and then you set out on your adventure you can build a castle and claim it and protect it fro enemy factions plese do not ask for staff

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TeefusCraft

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

We are providing a Community-based, Factions, PvP, Bukkit server. As far as plugins, we have Factions, MCMMO, SkyBlock, HeadDrops, a few really nice Spleef Arenas, a challenging Obstacle Course, BattleArena PvP arenas, LWC, ranks purchasable with in-game money, and a few Mob Arenas! Advertising other servers will get you banned, as will x-ray, hacks, and anything that gives you a PvP advantage over anyone else. Make sure you read the rules when you get in so you won’t get muted or banned right away.

P.S. – For those looking for a staff position as soon as you log in, don’t even bother copying the IP address. Staff is hired from trusted long-time members of TeefusCraft.

Thanks for reading! -=TeefusCraft Staff=-

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Noble Craft Network

Creative, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Once upon a time, a Minecraft user started a small SMP server. Over time, this server grew in size. Alongside the player count, the resources and money available to the server grew. Today, that server is called Noble Craft, with its owner being NobleProductions. SURVIVAL Using some of our favorite plugins, such as GriefPrevention, MobArena, and more, we’ve created a cleverly-assembled Survival server that aims to be everything you want it to be. However, not of our plugins are public, and this sets our server apart from the others. From lockboxes that leave you hooked on the first day to mob loot crates that keep you grinding away, a plethora of entirely-custom features is prevalent in Survival. CREATIVE Pick a plot and get building. Let your inner architect shine! Create the best castle on the server, host small build competitions with your friends, or even do some roleplay. KITPVP Developed by Lew_ himself, KitPvP is the very server showcased by ZexyZek. Select a kit and (literally) jump into the carnage. Earn achievements by getting lots of kills. Buy the best kit you can, or make your own in the shop! Hoard up some legendary items and demonstrate their divine status on the battlefield. Rank up on the top kills board and the top KDR board. PLOTS In this unique and economy-based take on Survival, you can choose a nice plot and get started. Turn your plot into a giant factory, producing mass amounts of resources, or turn it into your dream house. SKYBLOCK Take up the challenge of creating and maintaining a wealthy life where so few resources are available. Climb to the very top of the server, but you’ll get knocked down a few times. If you don’t have a good grip, you might fall into the void!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecreate Sanctuary

Minecreate started a year ago by Derrick (Nevermoar), Hs Darkness and AJ and resulted in many amazing buildings and people. Now it has been restarted and anyone is welcome!

The server is 24/7 with staff who are always here to help who can be in close communication. It is non-griefing or stealing and you can build anything you want! There is a shop, jail and public access to the nether! Come play now at mc.minecreate.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Ores Mined:	6464	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

WorldScape2

The second Worldscape Minecraft server is here! This server is Factions PVP Grief based, so you can create factions with your friends and kill whoever you meet! Feel free to grief/raid any faction you come across, and you can dominate the server! We allow you to use lava, TNT and flint and steel! Fortify and expand your faction so other factions can’t destroy you.

The only protected area on this server is the spawn, so the rest of the world is free to explore! It is free to join, just use the IP listed at the top of the post.

The primary Worldscape server has been running for over a year, so you can be sure that it is run by experienced server admins.

We have selected the best plugins for our server to reduce lag and to ensure your experience on the server is as good as it can be. We are open to suggestions and will be happy to implement any.

REMEMBER: This is a pure Factions/PVP/Grief server, there is no teleportation or /back. Our other server at server.worldscapemc.com is SMP.

Hope to see you soon!

Server Website: http://worldscapemc.co.ukbetween players is available with console commands to help them out, anyone who votes for the server also gains some in game money.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ZeenCraft

We have looked far and wide for a good server with no luck so we made our own. With over 2 years of minecraft experience combined you wont be dissapointed. So come on bye and check us out.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SGPvP

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	7679
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Europe Gaming MineCraft

PvP, Factions, Shop, Plots, AntiCheat, BOSEconomy, Essentials and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Utterlicious

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Utterlicious is a small community server with helpful and mature staff. We are a survival server that allows griefing and raiding, pvp, and tnt.

We offer creative and worldedit ranks for those who deserve it. Non-donor ranks are earned by play time on the server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Star Shards Collected:	278	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.