Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Towns Built:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	113
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Vanilla Dimensions

if you enjoy fun, building and slaying enemy’s this is the server for you

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CrusaderCraft

Hello lad! And welcome aboard the Crusader craft Ship one of our finest luxury ships in the Minecraftia Sea! Please take a seat and enjoy your Voyage to the Main Land! Hi everyone and welcome to the CrusaderCraft server (nice intro right! XD) this here is a great server filled with Amazing staff and our most beloved owner kingviper! As you enter the main land of Galilee there are many I mean many things to do! Like Grab a couple of people and play some rounds of Free for all PVP, MobArena’s , PVP team arena and much more! Right across the street there is a Quest Building where you can find a quest to fight an ender dragon, travel all across the land to many different kingdoms, or conquer an Enemy base and find the most Diamonds and Gold you have ever seen! Not only is this a RPG server but don’t forget about the survival aspect of it, Grab a couple of friends or just by yourself and make your OWN town and survive! We ask you to only Greif in the wild (outside of kingdoms and towns) other than that enjoy and we Hope to see you on here soon!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Finally Minecraft

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TeamCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE

TeamCraft is a highly balanced Factions / PvE / Survival Minecraft Server.

We are a group of experienced Minecraft players tired of cheating, flying, instant teleporting repeatedly and even some players having full immunity. It breaks the fun and Minecraft’s dynamic completely. Every player should have a chance to counterattack whoever is his enemy or how much he donated to server with a real chance of success.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SlayerCraft

IPs: slayercraft.csrv.pl or s46.csrv.pl:39774

Welcome to SlayerCraft – Polish but globalised server. Don’t worry, we use mostly English so it won’t be a problem for You to understand anything.

Here you can: – explore HUGE map (+/-30 maps merged in one), from skyscraper cities to underwater dungeons – enjoy our projects, and help us if you want to (eg. Stronghold – one of the biggest spaceships ever made, with everything inside) – decide who you want to be – you can work in mine or be a Lord of one of our districts (you have to do something to be someone like this example though) – be an OP (after a specified time, no-banning, no breaking rules and paying regulary for the server) – be an GM (for this you don’t have to pay, but you have to be noticed by our community, you have to be someone known and known for good things :)) – and of course, you can enjoy many events on our server (we have many parties, sometimes we destroy something for fun, or just… destroy something for fun :D)

WE HAVE OUR OWN WIKI (being prepared for english version)

Like us on Facebook – facebook.com/slayercraft

Be addicted, be cool and cause no trouble and you’ll be rewarded

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	72	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Iceycraft

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival

Server IP:mc.iceycraft.org JOIN NOW! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! Website: www.iceycraft.org

Iceycraft Network: Anarchy Server – No rules! Hack Clients Allowed! Factions Server – Create Factions, Grief, Raid, Protect! KitPvP Server – Take your skills to another level! Creative Server – Build what your imagination desires!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EnchantedPVP

A server with hardcore PVP factions incentive. We are low on players, and looking for new ones. We may be accepting/allowing staff applications later on.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minevival

Economy

Vivalgaming: Minevival is a dedicated 24 hour hosted premium minecraft server that has been built by the old Minevival team. The server is highly community focused, and covers the whole minecraft section in the Vivalgaming community.

The goal of Minevival is to build a strong community with players that enjoy socializing and playing minecraft with each other. Our staff team will not only ensure that you’ll have fun playing minecraft with awesome people, but they will also provide you with the best gameplay that you can possibly access! We can achieve these goals with our many special features, like custom built spawns and arena’s, a plot system which is used to built a community spawn, McMMO to boost your regular survival experience, many plugins that are customly made for our server to provide a unique way of playing and much more other cool stuff!

Because Minevival values their community, the staff team will hold close bonds to the players itself. We will try to organize as much ‘events’ as possible, and the community can make suggestion and vote about future ingame features!

Another aspect that Minevival values, is that we don’t want our server to have a pay-to-win system. This is why all our donation ranks exists for the sole reason to support the community and the server.(and for some great cosmetic effects!) We’ve also got monthly donation goals, and server-wide packages.

Minevival is currently not accessible for everyone, but is using a whitelist. However, you can get acces to this awesome community by filling in a form on our website, and being an active member!

If you’re interested to join this community, you should definitely check out our website: www.minevival.com.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lo69Craft

We are a dedicated friendly server always trying out new ideas to keep things interesting, 24/7 95% up time with multiple worlds. – Creative world for testing – Treasure Hunts, Mob Arenas And Zombie Runs. – Full Grief Protection, Shops, PvP And PvE. – In game ranking system.

Rules (0 tolerance for newcomers) No Griefing Spamming Or Using Hacks. No Swearing Or Offending Others.

IP:85.13.203.197

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Animals Bred:	187	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Wrath Pvp

If you want a hardcore faction server then Wrath pvp is the place for you there are very nice mods and admins and the pvp in this server is amazing we would all very much appreciate it if you came and joined are server who knows you might even want to donate so please join wrath pvp and tell them gagerules sent you (owner- Wfloydboy Head Admin-smash)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	4237	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Vanilla PVP Grief

PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Vanilla

You will not find another pvp server with pure vanilla fighting and building. No factions, no free items, no whitelist, no building restrictions. The city is there just so you can flatten it. Griefing is allowed, however do not confuse griefing with cheating. Anyone using cheating programs will be banned permanently with no warnings.

WARNINGS! 1)Difficulty is 3 and Anarchy PVP is hard. If you are new to Minecraft, do not play here and complain. 2)World spawn is camped. Follow the advice below or die like a fool. 3)Dungeons are extremely hard. With full armor and 2 people it is barely possible.

If spawning under attack, make a run for it. Use F3 to note your secret base location. Move to 500+ blocks from spawn and build a bed. Collect 26 Iron for armor and sword. Construct a Bow and Arrows. Return to spawn to seek blood!

Players’ Ender Chests and held items will be saved between seeds.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineSpark

Massive multiworld server with friendly, adult Admins and Moderators. We have several survival worlds, a creative world that uses kits, a redstone world, as well as a few custom ones unique ONLY to MineSpark (Outbreak zombie survival, and Kingdoms RPG world). Come join us at minespark.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HYPERCRAFT

We have admins who are willing to help, a nice website, lots of fun plugins, and no lag! There is a whitelist, but everyone get accepted.

Get whitelisted at: http://hypercrafting.enjin.com/forum

Mumble: east2.voice.enjin.com:61123

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ZunixPvP Hardcore PVP

Want to know more? JOIN THE SERVER!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Celestria

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Photos: https://imgur.com/a/NaMTjwb

A magical survival server with optional RPG elements, java and bedrock support.

Land claims, rollback protection, and fantastical locations to explore, economy, and McMMO is just a hint of what we offer. You can expect standard survival features but also many other quality of life improvements. The server has a heavy focus on kindness, relaxation, and chill vibe, toxicity strictly not allowed and will be swiftly dealt with.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Divine Spears Created:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Villages Defended:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!