Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Towns Built:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EternalCraft [Cookiez!]

A mega fun server with amazingly nice staff! There a bosses and many other fun things to do, join today and get a free cookie.

We have factions, McMMO and many more fun plugins.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Yeuh – Battle Royale/UHC

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

– Dedicated 24/7 Server, so you never have to wonder if we’re up. – Ultra Hardcore Mode, so you know we don’t mess around. – 30 Minute Games, so you can hop back in the action ASAP. – Cast Your Vote for which scenarios you want to play with.

New Scenarios Every Week!

This week’s UHC Scenarios (Updated 10/6/20):

– Inheritance: You take the inventory of the person you kill! – One Trick Pony: EVERY mob in the game is the same mob. It’s a different mob every game. – TNT World: Every block can be ignited like TNT with flint and steel.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Enchantments Applied:	125	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Glowarion (MMORPG Server)

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

A German server with all aspects of an MMORPG for players looking for a fantasy adventure at sea.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GameScape

Welcome to this amasing server we are frendly and have great staff we are a pvp survival server with factions and raiding come join now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	6511	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

cubez-craft

It is a fairly new server with good plugins and a good voting system. pvm_hc is the owner. there is nice staff and donators are wanted. Pvm_hc is very nice and will even give out ranks to the best faction.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Mines Excavated:	4525	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JschierCraft

This server is hardcore PvP and raiding. Plus vote for cash

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Smile’s Network

One of quite old servers that’s been with Minecraft. We are running the server since 2009.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crops Grown:	8766	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EnixGaming | Classic Towny | mcMMO

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We are aiming to bring you the highest quality and most fun gameplay in the world!

Connect with your friends or make new ones, and take your place in our awesome community!

We hope to see you online!

IP: play.enixgaming.com Website: https://enixgaming.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RevCorpMC

Factions, Parkour, PvP

RevCorpMc RevCorpMc is a newly renovated server with experienced staff! We are a Factions based server with pvp, tnt, raiding and greifing enabled! Our server is small and growing fast! With a fresh new map come claim your land before anyone else! We kept one thing in mind when we created our server, keep it simple yet exciting! We have brought on just enough plugins to keep the game feeling unrestircted and fun with that faction/Raiding mindset. We have a well designed economy system to help you make money and buy materials to build and protect your hard earned diamonds! In the spirit of pvp we’ve added a few plugins that allow for fair play and rewards! We’ve added a few xray protection and cheat prevention plugins to ensure everyone plays fair. Check out the VIP packages at http://revcorp.enjin.com/donate

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magic Items Found:	4004	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HostMaster’s Minecraft

Friendly Minecraft server with portals to various build locations. Hosted in Tustin, California.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	3955
Players Killed by Monsters:	9710	Dragon Eggs Found:	6745
Void Armor Forged:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Miner Apocalypse

Survival

• Tight knit, friendly community – Here at Miner Apocalypse we have an incredibly close community. Alliances crumble overnight and new enemies are made daily, as the server constantly produces new factions and new cities. You will come to learn how far a reputation can get you.

• Apocalyptic atmosphere – We have a local chat plugin that only allows players to communicate clearly within 100 blocks, beyond which the message becomes distorted and nameplates aren’t visible at long distances. To communicate over long distances, survivors must use radio towers. There are no edges to the world of Miner Apocalypse, and our custom world wrap plugin allows you to walk off one side of the map and onto the other.

• Dedicated Staff – We have a team of 19 incredibly dedicated staff members who ensure everyone plays fairly and has a good time. They only get involved when it’s necessary.

• Close to vanilla – So close you can almost taste it. Our plugins are minimalistic and tucked away out of view. We believe that you shouldn’t have to learn commands to play on our server.

• Griefing, raiding, and PvP are allowed – Anywhere on the map, that means there are no protected zones and of course, nowhere is safe. Arm yourself! There is little room for pushovers on Miner Apocalypse. Defend your possessions!

• Paid for by donations – Meaning that it is absolutely free, forever. Donating can earn you little perks such as unique in game flair and a reserved slot if you donate a certain amount. But we promise you don’t have to donate to have fun on the server.

• Run by the community, for the community – Have a good idea for the server? Post on the subreddit and gather support for your idea. The server is made for the community, so they make the decisions.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Cops and Robbers

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Villages Defended:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pony Paradise

We Are Looking For People Who Know How To Manage Plugins / Perms / Buycraft.

Welcome to our server, Pony Paradise! IP: 37.59.192.195:25565 This here is a list of our rules, and how we run our server, everypony is expected to read this list. http://www.elements-of-harmony.enjin.com/

Rules: Everypony should respect one another, this is the most important rule of all! Do not cheat, steal or cause grief on anypony. If there are complaints we will try to sort it out. We have Anti-Xray, don’t even think about it. No building 1×1 towers or holes. No destroying anything in spawn, cities or anywhere else a pony has claimed as their own. Lastly, have fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	647838
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

WoutWoot’s MC server

A nice bukkit server with everything you want! Nice staff, a lot of worlds, factions, creative, survival, minigames, plotworld, and later, even a RPG world! We have an economy to. Check out our website!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VictusMC

Hey hello were a new born faction raiding and griefing server and we need alot of players so thats why we need you guys to join us. Join Now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mines Excavated:	4861
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.