Minecraft SMP: Successful Men General #2 – The Blocky Bosses

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Are you a successful man looking to discuss the political ramifications of our current predicament? Do you WFH on 60 acres with a kid on the way and a “homemaker” wife? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some epic political debates while building your virtual empire on our server. We’ve got secret underground lairs, diamond-studded castles, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to explode things for fun.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a special diamond sword that shoots lasers. How cool is that?

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of politics, explosions, and dancing with Herobrine. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless Bob blows up your house, then you might regret it a little).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Emeralds Found:	1391
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	73	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Chimeras Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Potions Brewed:	176
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Towns Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crops Grown:	2140
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Emeralds Found:	248
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Villages Defended:	15
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Ores Mined:	3172
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.