Minecraft SMP: Successful Men General #2 – The Blocky Bosses

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Are you a successful man looking to discuss the political ramifications of our current predicament? Do you WFH on 60 acres with a kid on the way and a “homemaker” wife? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some epic political debates while building your virtual empire on our server. We’ve got secret underground lairs, diamond-studded castles, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to explode things for fun.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a special diamond sword that shoots lasers. How cool is that?

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of politics, explosions, and dancing with Herobrine. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless Bob blows up your house, then you might regret it a little).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Farms Harvested:	128	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4414	Mines Excavated:	2371
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Star Shards Collected:	249

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Farms Harvested:	893	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Magic Items Found:	5479
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	172	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ores Mined:	5507	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Buildings Constructed:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Towns Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!