Minecraft SMP: StegoSassSaturday – Smug Stego Daughter Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild, even the AI chatbots are getting in on the action. Plus, we have a whole archive of fics and art dedicated to our server, including a Snootbooru and Snoot fic spreadsheet. And don’t forget about our ridiculous mods, like the Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Farms Harvested:	451
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mines Excavated:	1823	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Enchantments Applied:	78	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Animals Bred:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	2579	Dimension Hops:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	166
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	7093
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5296
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	8963
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.