Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

bad guy, boomer coworkers, BRAINDEAD.., camping, Cheese, daily standup, FIRED, forced to listen, Homeless, inane, Minecraft, mowing the lawn, mundane, nod and grin, running commentary, SELF AWARENESS, smp, squad, standup, stupid, uninteresting, Unique, Waste of time, Weekend Stories

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9784	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	242	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	New Chunks Explored:	311872
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

mc.pokemasters.es

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Farms Harvested:	709	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

stonecrest.xyz

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

play.afcraft.net

VisualPvP

PvP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Love Letters Sent:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magic Items Found:	2211
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

visualpvp.com

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Items Found:	4158
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

megamc.happyforever.com

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	98626	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

mc.kriptonpvp.com

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Emeralds Found:	3137
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

mc.shadowkingdom.org

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8805
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

185.248.141.12:1058

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Emeralds Found:	7467	Buildings Constructed:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

play.supercraft.in

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Crops Grown:	5018
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	3154	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Farms Harvested:	512
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

play.acentramc.com

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

arcaneva.com

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

mc.skyblade.pro

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ores Mined:	8568
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

ms.storyfortune.net

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4171
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

play.obiworldmc.com

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Magic Items Found:	7202	Enchantments Applied:	227

Lifestealmc.net