Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

bad guy, boomer coworkers, BRAINDEAD.., camping, Cheese, daily standup, FIRED, forced to listen, Homeless, inane, Minecraft, mowing the lawn, mundane, nod and grin, running commentary, SELF AWARENESS, smp, squad, standup, stupid, uninteresting, Unique, Waste of time, Weekend Stories

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Infernal Machines Built:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

lotuscove.org:25593

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

play.camellot.eu

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

lu7creative.net

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32

plus.valhallamc.io

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

mso.thenestsmp.com

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

pokefrank.fun

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Crops Grown:	4511	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Magic Items Found:	3751

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

122.160.233.52

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4803
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	329

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

mcs.apexpvp.co

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Towns Built:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org:25577

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

wildwoodsmp.com

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9467
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

play.ungodly.xyz

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

play.legendofthewild.com:25566

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Emeralds Found:	9547
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

play.ozryn.com:25714

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Aetherconquest.net

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crops Grown:	1378
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

play.hemispheresurvival.club