Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1033	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2718	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mines Excavated:	2121	Secret Passages Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Potions Brewed:	122
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Mines Excavated:	2695	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Buildings Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Buildings Constructed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	151
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Meteorites Collected:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mines Excavated:	1356	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Ores Mined:	2402
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.