Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	273
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Star Shards Collected:	176	Meteorites Collected:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Magic Items Found:	8127

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1634
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!