Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 New Chunks Explored: 978781

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8872 Crops Grown: 5702
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Divine Spears Created: 28
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 80
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 New Chunks Explored: 662829
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 88 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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