Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4292	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Crops Grown:	7016	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mines Excavated:	1287
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	7442
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	8538	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	69
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	272
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Towns Built:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!