Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Animals Bred:	107
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	7321
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5333
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2498	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Emeralds Found:	3833	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Farms Harvested:	500	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ores Mined:	7437
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2962
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Crops Grown:	1886
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	578034	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!