Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Runes Activated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6944	Alien Abductions:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Potions Brewed:	181	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Ores Mined:	3897	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8025	Void Gems Collected:	29
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crops Grown:	6147	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Emeralds Found:	2910
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Enchantments Applied:	146

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	7406
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.