Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Emeralds Found:	5074	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	2409	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Farms Harvested:	834	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	979	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Potions Brewed:	184	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Runes Activated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Zombie Dances:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ores Mined:	1815	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.