Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Farms Harvested: 956
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Ores Mined: 2149 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Animals Bred: 32
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Divine Spears Created: 15

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9285
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 136212 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Mines Excavated: 4625 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 2282

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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