Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Ores Mined: 1311
Magic Crystals Found: 20 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 416 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Crops Grown: 5169
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Potions Brewed: 56 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Ores Mined: 2648 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 980175 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Magic Items Found: 8698
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Potions Brewed: 105
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Farms Harvested: 329
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 945283 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Zombie Dances: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 110 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Falling into the Void: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Villages Defended: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7960 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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