Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crops Grown:	9201
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mines Excavated:	2502

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Animals Bred:	169
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2093
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Items Found:	6236
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3377

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	116	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Enchantments Applied:	271
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Love Letters Sent:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Dimension Hops:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Animals Bred:	133

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!