Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Villages Defended: 18
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MCLabs

    MCLabs

    In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 233 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • ByCraft

    ByCraft

    Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 143547
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • hugeboxes

    hugeboxes

    Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Addictive

    Addictive

    Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • AstridCloud

    AstridCloud

    AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 53
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Venturedmc

    Venturedmc

    Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Enchantments Applied: 54 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Mythgarde

    Mythgarde

    Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 New Chunks Explored: 283973
    Animals Bred: 137 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Sky Servers Survival

    Sky Servers Survival

    WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 390 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Thanks Prison

    Thanks Prison

    50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Dimension Hops: 14 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Silvermons

    Silvermons

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Ascendant Survival

    Ascendant Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Potions Brewed: 24 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Cherry Survival

    Cherry Survival

    [1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MineRefuge

    MineRefuge

    MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 46
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • The future

    The future

    Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Star Shards Collected: 71 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • EnchantedMC

    EnchantedMC

    We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 57
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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