Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	4490	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Potions Brewed:	80

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Items Found:	8609	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1612	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dragons Tamed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Towns Built:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Animals Bred:	143	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.